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spook Posted Jul 17, 2007
I don't, want a pickle,
Just, want, to ride, on, my motorcickle.
I don't, want to die,
Just, want, to ride, on, my motorcie.
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wheelholder Posted Jul 18, 2007
Mrs Pickle found the park
John the baptist
and Joan of Arc
They ran along the 'crooked mile'
Then discovered they were by the Nile.
They wafted her with fans of gold
She stood there laughing
'cos she'd been so bold
He said 'You're funny!
I like you Mrs. Pickle'
(It was then she began to feel less lickle)
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Reality Manipulator Posted Jul 19, 2007
Mr Pickle likes bathe in Pickled cucumbers. He lives on Pickled cucumbers and uses them as telephones. His mobile is a pickled cucumber. He uses the pickles with his and then plays cricket using his
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wheelholder Posted Jul 19, 2007
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Ace Rimmer [pretending] Posted Jul 21, 2007
I wish I was a piece of wood in an expensive armchair.
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wheelholder Posted Jul 23, 2007
One hundered guitars from Dublin
Came swimming across the sea
Not one of them could play the well
As well as you and me, you bee
(-40)
It floated across the river
It floated across the sea
The well was well and truly done
And neither either side had won
(+40)
Why would you wish you were a piece of wood?
The answer can't be true
The wood was rotted long ago
de vue, de view, oh poo!
(-20)
Please find the other twenty
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Existential Elevator Posted Jul 23, 2007
It's behind the sofa, with God.
[I wish He'd find somewhere else to stay, or at least make up with the missus]
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AlexoOo Posted Jul 23, 2007
Mwa ha ha ha ha ha ha!
I've got your Homer in a tiny little cage. He can't even stretch his wings!
Hang on, that's not homer it's .. . . . . . .. .
A fish!
A grween fish!!!
*Stalks off angrily*
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Existential Elevator Posted Jul 24, 2007
Even Remoh can't find Homer... See, the elusive powers of the parrot are great!
Unless...
You know, I've never seen Remoh and Homer in the same room. Perhaps they're...they're... elaborate metaphors for the human condition?
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Reality Manipulator Posted Jul 25, 2007
I have seen Homer in Stargate eating jello with General/Colonel Jack O Neill and then again on various day time tv shows being interviewed in his underwear eating a
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Ace Rimmer [pretending] Posted Jul 25, 2007
WE NEED SPIDER-PIG! AND JELL-O!
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Reality Manipulator Posted Jul 25, 2007
Roll out the Jell-O
We'll have a Jell-O of fun
Roll out the Jell-O
We've got the yellow on the run.
Zing! Boom! Ta-ra-rel
Ring out a song of good cheer!
Now's the time to roll the Jell-O
For the spider-pigs are all here.
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Ace Rimmer [pretending] Posted Jul 25, 2007
Nananananananananana- Cosby!
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Reality Manipulator Posted Jul 25, 2007
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Existential Elevator Posted Jul 25, 2007
Also, he's a homo.
Yeah, I went there.
And AND AAAAND
he's bald.
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wheelholder Posted Jul 26, 2007
Lisa likes her saxophone
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Reality Manipulator Posted Jul 26, 2007
Maggie never grows up and she is always in diapers "nappies" and is for ever sucking her dummy.
Marge has a blue beehive hairstyle and her children have never got any older since 1987. Imagine your children staying the same age for twenty years!
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Reality Manipulator Posted Jul 26, 2007
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wheelholder Posted Jul 26, 2007
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Reality Manipulator Posted Jul 26, 2007
Q. What colour is a burp?
A. Burple?
Q. Why didn't they play cards on Noah's ark?
A. Noah kept sitting on the deck.
Q. How many animals did Moses take on the ark?
A. None. It was Noah who took animals on the ark.
Q. What kind of fruit did Noah take on the ark?
A. Pears (Pairs).
Q. Which animal on Noah's ark didn't come in pairs?
A. Worms. They came in apples.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Noah.
Noah who?
No, ah didn't feel that raindrop.
Q. What did Noah say as he was loading the ark?
A. Now I herd everything.
Q. Why didn't Noah go fishing?
A. He only had two worms.
Q. Did Noah have food on the ark?
A. Yes. He took Ham.
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