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The Unfortunate Decline of Sideburns

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Vile Lagomorph (Keeper of the Didgeridoo and Other Long Words that Sound Funny)

Sideburns have been in a steady decline for a while now. They're no longer even considered remotely cool by popular standards. In fact, ESPN recently made a crack that "Sideburns will be cool again... in 30 years...". ESPN! I mean, even THEY are making fun of sideburns, and they have no fashion jurisdiction whatsoever! There are also many other occurrences, but I am in no mood to cite them right now. Perhaps later. Your opinions on the matter would be appreciated. In protest of sideburn unpopularity, I am growing my sideburns as long as possible. Take THAT all you sideburn-haters!!!


The Unfortunate Decline of Sideburns

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This whole website is sad. Sad.


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