A Conversation for S.T.U.M.P.E.D. Stadium!
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Redfox Posted Jan 23, 2002
Have you heard what happens to people who stand in my way, Red sky?
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Hunter, who is rarely on H2G2 anymore. Posted Jan 23, 2002
Don't worry RedSky, you'll find out in just a few weeks, at Red Fox's pace.
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The Average Joe No One EVER Suspects Posted Jan 23, 2002
I like the goofed up subtitles in Hong Kong flicks.
You Motherful!
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Dizzy H. Muffin Posted Jan 23, 2002
[Aeris] This guy are sick! [from the PSX version of Final Fantasy 7]
[Mega Man] Hey, Bass! [He pronounces it like this fish rather than the musical term, in Mega Man 8.]
[CATS] All your base are belong to us! [from Zero Wing]
[Tellah] YOU SPOONY BARD! [from Final Fantasy 4]
[Garland] I, Garland, will knock you down! [from Final Fantasy 1]
[Ultros] Uwee hee hee~! Game over! Don't tease the octopus, kids! [from Final Fantasy 6]
[Zell] Awright! Let's get it ON! [from Final Fantsy 8. He was referring to combat.]
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The Average Joe No One EVER Suspects Posted Jan 24, 2002
I remember a Megaman game where someone said, "General! Stop the coup now!" Coup pronounced like "chicken coop."
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Dizzy H. Muffin Posted Jan 25, 2002
[YK] I get it. Instead, they speak in pidgin English.
[[YK strikes everyone with his Horrid Pun attack for 2 points of damage!]]
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The Average Joe No One EVER Suspects Posted Jan 26, 2002
But... I kinda like puns... I don't deserve this pun-ishment... 
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Dizzy H. Muffin Posted Jan 26, 2002
[YK] Well, you know what they say - you've heard pun, you've heard 'em all!
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Inkwash Posted Jan 28, 2002
No, I've seen all this before in another thread and I know the damage these puns can do. I refuse to add to the suddenly expanding list of wordplay!
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Dizzy H. Muffin Posted Jan 28, 2002
[YK] It looks like our mounting enthusiasm has been bridled by a wave of opposition.
[[Yar Kramer strikes Inkwash with his Mixed Metaphor attack.]]
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Redfox Posted Jan 28, 2002
(Hits clip board over the head with the "punny"from his previous post)
That's
for
teasing
my
slowness!
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Dizzy H. Muffin Posted Jan 29, 2002
[[Yar Kramer is unaffected.]]
[YK] You know, if you actually /told/ me the parable, that attack might work.
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The Average Joe No One EVER Suspects Posted Jan 30, 2002
::waits impatiently for the parable::
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Inkwash Posted Jan 31, 2002
Er, yes...
There was a man with many dogs, all of which ate carrot lasagne except for one, the smallest.
The smallest dog wuld only eat tripe, but the master had no tripe to feed the smallest dog. Instead he fed it carrot lasagne just like all the other dogs, and in five months it grew to twice the size of his largest dog.
There's your parable, YK!
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- 205: Dizzy H. Muffin (Jan 23, 2002)
- 206: The Average Joe No One EVER Suspects (Jan 24, 2002)
- 207: Dizzy H. Muffin (Jan 24, 2002)
- 208: Inkwash (Jan 25, 2002)
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