h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

*A very scientifically up to date lab complex, fitting for evil villains. Minos Krylma toils over a strange mixture of water, various acids, an "Effect Reversal" generator, and a type of cream that is supposed to reverse time, thus making things younger. At least in appearance. He eventually stands up, very pleased*

Finally! The Rust Gas Bomb is complete!

*He holds up a device that looks like a radio*

This radio, which can be activated by the word "corrode" when in the on position, will emit a powerful gas specifically designed to hamper the metals used to create CLI Securibots! Mwa-HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!

[Clipboard and the CR Atmos appear in a puff of smoke]

[CR Atmos] :

Woah, don't point that rust thing at me.

[Clipboard] :

Ditto.

No intentions of doing so. This device is meant specifically to hamper the CLI security team! Even if I cared to, I wouldn't waste it before I needed to. Now, I'm heading back to the war room for the appointment. See you then.

*KL heads out*

[Clipboard] :

So, CR Atmos...

[CR Atmos] :

I say we build a go-cart.

[Clipboard] :

Then it's agreed. Let's get to work.

[Clipboard and CR Atmos start building a go-cart out of parts that they find by breaking things around the lab.]

[CR Atmos] :

Can we make it big enough for both of us to ride?

*Special Agent Chameleon watches from his normal hiding place, taking notes on lab materials used*

Stupid inventory jobs....

[Clipboard and CR Atmos continue to build the go cart.]

*a loud concusion rocks the Lab and a cloud of dust and bits of rock spurt out from one wall. When the dust clears the opening of a tunnel can be seen and a dust covered Red Dog stumbles through from http://www.bbc.co.uk/h2g2/guide/F74899?thread=152252&latest=1 * .... NOW WHERE IN THE NAME OF BOB ARE WE NOW LADS. *Turns around* LADS ?

[Clipboard and the CR atmos stop dead in thier Go-cart. They step of onto the floor of te lab, and Clipboard draws a laser pistol.]

[Clipboard] :

Can we help you?

then again It wouldn't be to hard to stop the cart, seeing as how we never finished it...

*raises Hero-shield and energises personal Hero-armour*

That depends ..... seen any villains around here ?

[Clipboard] :

Only myself, and CR Atmos.

[A plasma gun pops up from an armor segment on the CR Atmos.]

*burp*

Arives on the seen unconus and not in any way redy for a fight. Stangy anof being unconsus dosent stop him from a) standing fuly uppright striking a dramatic pose and b) holding up his sign to Clipbord and MC whathisname

[Clipboard] : Is this guy drunk or something?

*warily, moving slowly towards RedSky*

No - he just has a different way of spelling than the rest of us.

Nice pose btw RedSky .... is it a No 2 ?

*Emerges from the tunnel, mightily impressed, and blinks in the light*

Hmmm... there's something fishy going on here.
(from the Heroes' Book of Catchphrsases Vol. 1)

appears (fully dressed at last, damn security cameras) and poises heroically

I knew those kneehigh boots and the ermine cape would look good <winkeye.

*stops posing to colasp on the ground*

[Clipboard] :

Listen, if you people want to destroy this lab, you're a little late. CR Atmos and I have been busy tearing it apart for a while.