h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Ahh... how I miss the sounds of the cellar...

We could always get the Cloning Vat going again and have one each for amusement

hmmm...If that's the case then the preoccupation with "mud" would have been the result of EvilClaw giving SuperMoo the title Minister of L.A.O.S.
I think it stands for lactose, anvils, olephants, and septic tanks. And I am fairly sure that FFST stands for flaming flying septic tanks, or maybe it was flying flaming septic tanks...

Ooh! Ooh! Ooh! Cloning vat! I want a butler!

Mama has anyone seen ? I miss Mama, soeasilyamused is she.

Help poor soeasilycloned please

Soeasilycloned!!! Splendid time for a resurrection

The evil army is a cloning vat, right servant?
*CloneClaw* Yes.
He's so cute...
*CloneClaw* Yes.
Hello?
*CloneClaw* Yes.

Are you Mama ? soeasilycloned thinks not

soeasilycloned born in vat at F73641?thread=136122 and not army of evilness. Bad claw for treating poor clone so

[Hunter Killer]
Ihhhm alreahhhhdy a clohhhhne...wehhhl a gehhhnehhhtucly mohhhhdifhhhhed ohhhne...

[Hunter Killer: The Clone]
Hello my darling, hello my baby, hello my ragtime pal,
send me a kiss by wire, baby my heart's on fire! If you refuse me, honey you'll lose me then you'll be left alone, so baby telephone, and tell me I'm your own!

[Hunter Killer: The Clone of A Clone]
Lardman doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo your life iiiis, an exciting adventure, Lardman

[Hunter Killer: The Clone of A Clone of A Clone]
Spaceballs?!?!
Oh d*mn, there goes the planet.

[Hunter Killer: The Clone of A Clone of A Clone]
Kiss a butt...no no no, not kiss a butt, kiss MY but...kiss the butt...no not kiss THE butt, Bub's I thought you said this would work...I thought I told you no names

[Hunter Killer: The Clone of A Clone of A Clone of A Clone]
YOU'RE HEAD A SPLODE

[Hunter Killer: The Clone of A Clone of A Clone of A Clone of A Clone]
I am a clone of a clone of a clone of a clone of a clone
I am a clone of a clone of a clone of a clone of a clone
I am a clone of a clone of a clone of a clone of a clone
I am a clone of a clone of a clone of a clone of a clone
I am a clone of a clone of a clone of a clone of a clone
I am a clone of a clone of a clone of a clone of a clone
I am a clone of a clone of a clone of a clone of a clone
I am a clone of a clone of a clone of a clone of a clone
I am a clone of a clone of a clone of a clone of a clone
I am a clone of a clone of a clone of a clone of a clone
I am a clone of a clone of a clone of a clone of a clone
I am a clone of a clone of a clone of a clone of a clone
I am a clone of a clone of a clone of a clone of a clone
I am a clone of a clone of a clone of a clone of a clone
I am a clone of a clone of a clone of a clone of a clone
I am a clone of a clone of a clone of a clone of a clone...
THAT'S A LOTTA CLONES!!!

[Hunter Killer: The Clone of A Clone of A Clone]
Spaceballs?!?!
Oh d*mn, there goes the planet.

[Hunter Killer: The Clone]
Hello my darling, hello my baby, hello my ragtime pal,
send me a kiss by wire, baby my heart's on fire! If you refuse me, honey you'll lose me then you'll be left alone, so baby telephone, and tell me I'm your own!

[Hunter Killer: The Clone of A Clone of A Clone of A Clone]
YOU'RE HEAD A SPLODE

[Hunter Killer: The Clone of A Clone of A Clone of A Clone of A Clone of A Clone]
HAIL PRESEDENT SROOB!
SPACEBALLS SALUTE!
This ship's too long, if I walk the movie'll be over by the time I get here

[Hunter Killer]
Ohhhnly ihhhf thehhh'd leahhhrn to sahhhy mohhhre thahhhn ohhhne ahhhction phrahhhse. . .

Overmind:
Via Hunter Killer and his many many many clones...

Sounds a bit like a rock song that does.

if you add some something from an old sci-fi movie...wouldn't it be techno...? something like :
The system is down the system is down...
and if you "apwy wibblewally" does that make it good techno...?
Or maybe that was just a good jeoreoreoreorb...er...jeorb...er... georgy fruorts...something of the like...

Stwong Bad is funney wight pom pom...?

Hewo Cwass my name is Homestaw Wunnow...

Cowtasticly Quotable Quotes...of Cowtastitude...

I was thinking of something metal, along the lines of:

AMMA CLONE AMMA CLONE AMMA MOTHAF*****G CLONE AMMA CLONE AMMA CLONE COME TA DOMINATE THE WORLD AAAAAAAAARGGGGGGGG!

AMMA CLONE AMMA CLONE GONNA DRONE DRONE DRONE AMMA CLONE AMMA CLONE AND AH'VE COME TA KILL YOU!

etc.

I don't treat my clones bad, right?
*CloneClaw* Yes.
See...
*CloneClaw2* Buy now and don't pay shipping or handling!
...
*CloneClaw* Yes.
*CloneClaw3* KILL ALL THE HERETICS. MAUD'DIB IS THE MESSIAH!
oh bloody...
*CloneClaw* Yes.
*CloneGaryColeman* Watchoo talkin' 'bout Willis?
*EvilClaw's eye twitches*
*CloneClaw79* GOORGEE FRUARTS!

I'm sorry somethings wrong with the cloning vat... It may have something to do with the fact i dropped my ham sandwich in there...

*Draclone* We are the knights that say NI!

I'll go fix it...

Lord Draco

I'm going to need a clone to keep up with all this before long...

Just don't eat near the vat...

A clone of EvilClaw with a ham sandwich for a head runs by...
*twitch, twitch*
*CloneClaw42* Life, the universe, and everything!

[Hunter Killer:One Clone of Many]
"Cows Go Moo And You Should Too...Hey That's My Phrase"
"Cows Go Moo And You Should Too...Hey That's My Phrase"
"Cows Go Moo And You Should Too...Hey That's My Phrase"
"Cows Go Moo And You Should Too...Hey That's My Phrase"
"Cows Go Moo And You Should Too...Hey That's My Phrase"
"Cows Go Moo And You Should Too...Hey That's My Phrase"
"Cows Go Moo And You Should Too...Hey That's My Phrase"
"Cows Go Moo And You Should Too...Hey That's My Phrase"
"Cows Go Moo And You Should Too...Hey That's My Phrase"
"Cows Go Moo And You Should Too...Hey That's My Phrase"
"Cows Go Moo And You Should Too...Hey That's My Phrase"
"Cows Go Moo And You Should Too...Hey That's My Phrase"


Why are these clones malfunctioning...I created them at my hive clusters...not that vat...has someone been eating Ham sandwiches on the dna memory banks...or something

Overmind:
Via Hunter Killer

ummm... I ADMIT NOTHING! *flees*

Lord Draco

I'll get you Kevin !...those Grumblecakes will be mine!