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Post 1

Xanthus

/P49745.


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Post 2

Slacker

Stop messing with my head. It doesn't like it.

Tim


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Post 3

Xanthus

Sorry, Tim, but this one's messed about with my head for years - I thought I'd share it!


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Post 4

Spartus

Owwwwww.


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Post 5

Pink

I think that you found a good definition of infinity.


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Post 6

Craig

Pedant!


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Post 7

Kiz

I'm not a complete idiot, some parts are missing!


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Post 8

Pink

Perhaps I am a complete idiot, I don't understand which parts are missing. Please let me know what they are.


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Post 9

sway

Its the moon you see, its speeding up....can,t you tell?


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Post 10

sway

Define infinity...


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Post 11

Ac-1D

there's nothing illogical about that at all. All it is saying is that it's not true that the other statement is not true. or vice versa.


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Post 12

Burmston

It is what is known as a paradox. This one is a version of the "Liar Paradox". This means that by it's very nature as a paradox it makes about as much sense as a cheese sandwich in a skipping tournament.


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Post 13

Burmston

See also my page on the liar paradox /P69518


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Post 14

Pink

"Bigger than the biggest thing ever and then some. Much bigger than that in fact, really amazingly immense, a totally stunning size, "wow, that's big", time. Infinity is just so big that by comparison, bigness itself looks really teensy. Gigantic multiplied by colossal multiplied by staggeringly huge is the sort of concept we're trying to get across here."


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Post 15

sway

bigger than anything ever imaginable...infininity, a very just definition I think, thnak you for clearing up that for me...have you read dirk gentlys holistic detective agency? interesting concept on the evolution front....


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Post 16

Floydy

What flies into pieces is rubbish


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Post 17

Pink

No, I haven't read it yet. It's sitting around here somewhere though. I keep getting distracted with other books and forget to read it. smiley - sadface


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Post 18

Pink

What flies into pieces of rubbish - is that what you ment? either way I don't know. I'll be thinking about it though. smiley - smiley


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Post 19

sway

I,m rather bored and disillusioned with this forum here, does anyone have any good jokes?
Heres one from down under:
Whats the difference between an Australian and his photograph?
answer: The photograhs fully developed! Ha ha ha !!!
really though i like Aussies, its just a kiwi thing....he he


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Post 20

Pink

Here's one of my favorite jokes:
Q: What did the pig with legs say to the pig with no legs?
A: You've got legs.
haha =)


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