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Post 5241

Reality Manipulator

Dan has a plan
to become a woman.
He wants to be known as Anne
the Gran who's a fan of bran.
Dan-Anne has a new van
for the gender fluid clan.
Dan-Anne wears her Kaftan
when making flans for the g-man.


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Post 5242

paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant

I don't know what gender I am.
At times I suspect I'm my Gram.
At times I'm a boy,
or a latte with soy.
I might have turned into a clam.


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Post 5243

Reality Manipulator

Red Spanish plume
Storms are falling from your Spanish plume
That will banish all our doom and gloom
So please, please don’t go away
As we will welcome you to our British shores.
Please will you answer our heartfelt prayer
of bringing us warm, sultry winds coming from the Azores.
So, please bring with your convective weather
With lots of thunder and lightning to the South East.
As we are at the end of our tether
Waiting for you to bring us our rain and storm feast.

Bringing you all the rain storms your heart can hold
Please say si si when you hear our plea.
And we will welcome to the weather forum fold
as you fill us with hope and glee.
Say your Spanish plume will be coming to us
that you will gladden our hearts with the Azores High.
We promise not to make much of a fuss
when we are making our blackberry and apple pie.


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Post 5244

paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant

A cyclone is coming our way.
It's gonna be wet all the day,
The gusts may be strong,
But don't get me wrong.
Can't stop it, so let us just play.


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Post 5245

Reality Manipulator

Pump up the jam, when having it with ham and spam.
Pump it up when you want to jump over a wooden stump.
While your feet are stomping, whenever you go romping.
And the jam is pumping when your computer’s data dumping
while you’re chumping and trumping.

As you start fist thumping as you look at the crowd who are all wearing bling.
Sit on a swing and listen to swing jazz and sing about the one ring when wearing a sling.
Pump it up a little more. Even if you feel it’s a bit of a bore and a chore.
Let your spirits soar as you adore the centaur who’s an expert in weather lore.

Get the party going and flowing as the hurricane strength winds begin blowing.
It will inspire you to improve your sewing and yo-yoing whenever you are crowing.
Get the party going on the dance floor, when people are awaiting outside by the lake-shore.
Try not to grunt and snore when looking at the barn door or when inside the book store.

See? Because that's where the party's at with the cats that are all hearing their top hat.
They will discuss about this and that when sorting their miscellaneous tat which has been stored in a vat.
And you'll find out, if you want to go and have another pint of stout which will make you pout
when eating stale sauerkraut with grilled trout along with a giant Brussels sprout.

I want my aunt May to make me her home-made croissant who lives in Vermont and who's related to Merope Gaunt.
My aunt likes to haunt her own home who she likes to flaunt when she has had a castle jaunt.
A place to stay at the seaside bay where they have a firework display which is parfait
and a Shakespeare play at the grey café where Henri practised his ballet.



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Post 5246

paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant

A hurricane doesn't come often.
Its power will usually soften,
And just give us rain,
With gusts. Can't complain!
Its winds aren't too strong. They're just coughin'.


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Post 5247

Reality Manipulator

Hello Bro, why are always on the go?
Is it because you're really my sister?
Can you really make it rain and snow?
Should I dance the twister and call you mister?

All, I want to do is shout Yo my beau!
I want to go and flout my home-made stout!
It will inspire me to go and mow a meadow!
So let us pout at the rainbow trout who's got gout!


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Post 5248

paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant

It's hotter than blazes today.
This heat wave will not go away.
Oh, when will it end?
It's not a good trend.
There's really not much else to say.



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Post 5249

Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~

A tie is nowt but a silken noose.
A garment no pirate will willingly use
I'd rather be dead
and hung from a mast
... wait, what am I saying?
Now I am aghast smiley - yikes

smiley - pirate


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Post 5250

paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant

If sharks walked on legs on the earth,
We'd give them a very wide berth.
"Obey us," they'd say,
We must get our own way.
Abusing you gives us great mirth."


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Post 5251

paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant

A millionaire's handing out money.
I know this must sound kind of funny.
He gave me a check.
I said, "What the heck,
Today will seem really quite sunny."


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Post 5252

Reality Manipulator

Sherry would get merry on sherry and perry cider when on the ferry with Perry.
They would be travelling to Derry to see a hairy fairy called Garry Clary
that has their own magic dairy where cows produce milk that smell like blueberry.
It would be quite an eerie and scary experience when they suddenly ended upon an eagle's eyrie.


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Post 5253

paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant

Nonsense verse
Can be perverse.

The subject doesn't matter,
If you're mad as a hatter.

Will anyone read it,
Or, even, just need it?

Your guess is as good as mine.
Cast pearls before swine.


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Post 5254

Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~

casting pearls before swine is quite easy
you probably think this sounds cheesy
but I dare you instead
to work on your hurls
till one day you throw hogs after pearls

smiley - pirate


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Post 5255

Reality Manipulator

I love candy and I drink shandy.
My name is Mandy and I drink brandy.
I have become a superhero grandee
and I've made a superhero costume that's Jim-dandy.
It was made for Sean Cassidy aka Banshee.




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Post 5256

Reality Manipulator

There goes the Ezy rider
where there is no other.
We'll join with him in drinking cider
with our mother and brother.

Riding the motorway of desire
where the free wind takes us higher.
It will be provided by the friar
and the village squire chip fryer in the church spire.

We're trying to find our heaven above
but some want to have a boring romance.
They will be guided by a turtle dove
who will teach us the Scottish highland dance.



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Post 5257

paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant

A young man once drank some champagne,
To celebrate truffles in Spain.
"They're also in France.
I won't take a chance.
I may not see truffles again."


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Post 5258

Reality Manipulator

We're leaving together with Trevor and Heather
who are having a get-together in their altogether.
But it's still a farewell for those who live in the Dell
as they cast spells that create a beautiful smell.
And maybe we will come back with Jack and his sack
who's a quack that wears a rain mac when eating a flap jack.

I guess there is no-one to blame for the pantomime dame
who's claim to fame is to perform at the annual baseball game.
We're leave the ground without making any sound
at the fairground which is run by a profoundly wise greyhound.
Will things ever be the same again when travelling by steam train
in the heavy shower of rain which was caused by drinking champagne.


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Post 5259

paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant

The ragweed, as everyone knows,
Is blooming. It's stuffed up my nose.
Well, what can I do?
I feel kind of blue,
And that is just one of my foes.


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Post 5260

Reality Manipulator

It is the final countdown for the clown
who looks up towards the aether.
Heather the clown wears a gown
who's at the end of her tether.


Heather's heading for Venus
where she will stand tall.
She will travel there by bus
where she will be having a Ball.


She will be welcomed when she arrives, yeah
but she will have to travel many light years.
Heather will be supplied with lots of beer
and will be building them a seaside pier.


There will be things waiting to be found
and I am sure we will miss her, go.
She will be building a pier fairground
and even have a pier side show.



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