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Is there an elephant in the room? How'd he get there, the door isn't bigt enough, and come to think of it, I'm on the second floor.... Actually, Idon't think this room is large enough for an elephant in the first place.
And, what is he doing to that lampstand?

The Highland Fling????



GT

That's my bleedin' lampstand!

The elephant is obviously in the room because people simply do not eat enough porridge any more. The situation will only deteriorate as long as this folly persists.

Roymondo: fraid youmay not want the lampstand back after the elephant has.... done what its doing to it...
I may haveto move the hampster statue in case the elephant knocks it over>..

Oops, sorry.

What are you doing there, Twithead? You should be here in Marple. The menagerie is missing you...

Should Iusher him into the space gate? I can set it to the right coordinates?

2lesgs! What are you doing man?!? You're supposed to *ignore* the elephant in the living room.

Oh, I know, I know...
And I can*, I can* ignore the elephant in the living room, but when he's in my bedroom....
Its just not so easy...
the 600 LB gorilla in the room, no problem...
the elephant in the living room not a problem...
but,
but,
but, the gorilla on the landing, plus*a elephant in the bedroom, and especially with the ospray in the lobby, its just all too much to ignore

watch out for the gorrilla, while you sleep he will throw your clothes all around the room, steal all your money and take a s*it in your mouth

I would have let him learn from experience like the rest of us had to!

Oh its not just me then... In some strange kind of way, that is, in itself, I guess, some kind of relief... Its a bit like the fiasco with the pony in my bathroom all over again... Mind, never got rid of the scratches on the tiles after that time...

Er, have you considered hiring the services of Rentokill?

Or the elephant man. He'd have a more humane solution.

It's them experimenting again, I tell you

Damn... now I can't find my right leg... I'm sure it was in the bed with me last night when I went to bed....

I would give you my right leg, but as it's the only one that's working at the moment, I can't really do without it.

Found it! It were hiding!

That's a relief. 1legs doesn't have quite the same ring to it.

peter and dud time

i have nothing against you left leg!!!

unfortunately, neither do you