h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Don't have any fish fingers, but do have a fresh Baguette and sausages and eggs hey, actually I feel hungry now

Here's your two aliens

I think one must be allergic to the strawberries.

(the cream comes gratis when you get more than one )

I manged to miss teh strawberry season this year

Were you off planet?

How else do you miss a whole season? Stasis maybe? Time warp?

well, I kept thinking, 'i must buy some strawberries as its the season for them' , then not doing so.... and then we'd gone out of season haven't we?

There are always the winter 's from Spain 2legs!!

Ah... so you just missed the strawberries while they were in season... I see.

Hoh no no no! I doubt they'l stock them though in my local organic shop which sells stuff when its only in season, as its from all local farms I wonder what the new PC my lodger has just popped out to get will be like thats gona be two new PC in teh house this month! still waiting for the C case for my new PC, the PSU RAM harddrive, motherboard, processor are all sitting on the sofa need to order soundcard, TV card, graphics card, and optical drives then thats pretty much everything, cept the cassette deck, and beer bottle holder

Teasco's online might have them!

Delivered to your doorstep!

Yeh, I could always get some with my once a monthsish online tesco/Waitrose grocery shop we've got two pcs on my desk now and a PDA of some kind and we just ordered the video card for the new PC we're building the rest of which (still awaiting the case) is on the sofa <biggrin. there is just waaaay too much technology in this front room! I'm sure the dilivery guy with the post office thinks we're up to something, we've had so many packages arrive recently I just clenaed out the two shelves in the cupboard in the bathroom where I keep my stuff threw out a load of empty bottles and ancient old toothbrushes its all nice and clean and uncluttered again, ready for me to buy more tarty stupid cleaning rubbish <

Hope you are feeling a little better today, and am sure the delivery guy has already reported back to his superiors

News update, after early this afternoon, the small form factor PC my lodger bought back from work joined our/my PC tower on the desk, and later on this afternoon, for some reason I can't understand, we have a second small form factor PC also on the desk plus a new smaller than my old one, scanner, sitting next to the older (but very good) scanner with the ADF three P?Cs on one desk? and I've still got all the bits (well most of them) for building the 'new' PC sitting on the sofa will we end up with four PCs on the one desk? was feeling a lot better for most of today, though it came on again a bit a while ago, but its fading again now wish I had some morphine, or cocaine or herrorin that'd help stop it hurting made chicken and musrhoom soup almost by accident for dinner well; I started cooking without relaly knowing what I was going to make, and it gradually took shape till I realised it could only make one thing, chicken and mushroom soup, and it was fantastic think I should write the recipie down

yes and write the recipe down before you forget or get distracted by the alarmingly quick growth of your electrical goods collection.What are you going to do with all the PC's and scanners.......... where are you going to put them...
Think you should try reflexology for your headaches it really helped me when I had glandular fever.Acupuncture is also effective 2legs.

Headache, or at least the playing up sinuses seem to be better now I took my avasive action cure last night, and went out drinking a lot o guiness, real ale, red wine, cider, and whisky and chain smoking seemes to have done the trick

Mmm! Pickled Onion Cheese!

2legs think you probably still had the headache but just couldn't feel it what with all the
Did you have a in the morning?