This is the Message Centre for T.B. Falsename ACE: [stercus venio] I have learned from my mistakes, and feel I could repeat them exactly.
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Spacecadet Jack (Supreme Commander in Cheif) [Major] Started conversation Sep 18, 2005
FEEL my pain! if you fail to answer me once more I shall upgrade this to an encyclopeida
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T.B. Falsename ACE: [stercus venio] I have learned from my mistakes, and feel I could repeat them exactly. Posted Sep 18, 2005
I was asleep when you sent me the last txt
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Spacecadet Jack (Supreme Commander in Cheif) [Major] Posted Sep 18, 2005
alive! alive!
not asleep now are you eh? respond to me you fiend!
how come you're allowed to be imaptient but I'm not 
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T.B. Falsename ACE: [stercus venio] I have learned from my mistakes, and feel I could repeat them exactly. Posted Sep 18, 2005
because I walk in the dark places no others will enter. I stand on the bridge, that none shall pass. I live for the One, I die for the One. And I've probably been watching way too much Babylon 5
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Spacecadet Jack (Supreme Commander in Cheif) [Major] Posted Sep 18, 2005
indeed *points lamp at you* now give me some answers, or I shall steal all your chocolate and eat it!
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T.B. Falsename ACE: [stercus venio] I have learned from my mistakes, and feel I could repeat them exactly. Posted Sep 18, 2005
You'll never get me to talk! well ok, you just did, but that was a one off
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Spacecadet Jack (Supreme Commander in Cheif) [Major] Posted Sep 18, 2005
do you want to go without chocolate ? EH???? and anyway, if you give me answers a sufficient bribe is possible
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T.B. Falsename ACE: [stercus venio] I have learned from my mistakes, and feel I could repeat them exactly. Posted Sep 18, 2005
To paraphrase Mel Gibson. You may take my life, but you'll never take my CHOCOLATE!!!!!
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Spacecadet Jack (Supreme Commander in Cheif) [Major] Posted Sep 18, 2005
well then if you think you're so tough *waves a big double layer box of chocolates under your nose (not cadbury you should note)* can you resist THIS! Give me the answers I need and all this will be yours!
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T.B. Falsename ACE: [stercus venio] I have learned from my mistakes, and feel I could repeat them exactly. Posted Sep 18, 2005
What is thy bidding, my master?
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Spacecadet Jack (Supreme Commander in Cheif) [Major] Posted Sep 18, 2005
*giggles* answer my last text, and any other you wish to while you're at it
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T.B. Falsename ACE: [stercus venio] I have learned from my mistakes, and feel I could repeat them exactly. Posted Sep 18, 2005
It is done
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Spacecadet Jack (Supreme Commander in Cheif) [Major] Posted Sep 18, 2005
*pats the top of your head and hands you the box of chocs* goodboy
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T.B. Falsename ACE: [stercus venio] I have learned from my mistakes, and feel I could repeat them exactly. Posted Sep 18, 2005
I am expecting a real-life box of chocolates to arive in the post now. I shall be most disspleased should they not arive. I caution you not to make me angry, you wouldn't like me when I'm angry
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Spacecadet Jack (Supreme Commander in Cheif) [Major] Posted Sep 18, 2005
Actually I do have your address somewhere 
I cant remember why or how but I do, and I do have a real live large box of chocs, which I would send to you if I a) thought you could be arsed to sign for it and b) didnt have the urge to eat them myself and c) could be bothered to pay for the extreme weight of said box
oh and d) could be bothered to wrap it
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T.B. Falsename ACE: [stercus venio] I have learned from my mistakes, and feel I could repeat them exactly. Posted Sep 18, 2005
but I thought you loved me 
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Spacecadet Jack (Supreme Commander in Cheif) [Major] Posted Sep 18, 2005
Tut tut, you know I love cal, and I dont believe in favouriteship among my other worshippers
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T.B. Falsename ACE: [stercus venio] I have learned from my mistakes, and feel I could repeat them exactly. Posted Sep 18, 2005
I'll do a stip tease for you...
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Spacecadet Jack (Supreme Commander in Cheif) [Major] Posted Sep 18, 2005
*giggles* really, thats nice for you *pats the top of your head again gently* now now what WILL you do if lauda sees you've promised me a strip tease?
Actually I can answer that, promise her one too probably
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Spacecadet Jack (Supreme Commander in Cheif) [Major] Posted Sep 18, 2005
I'm going now, but if you havent seen it I have actually sent you another text which requires a real live answer
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