h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Aren't picnics great?

Has anyone else ever tried a night out drinking only newcastle brown ale and tequila sunrise?

Would you believe me if I said "go on, try it-it's great fun and makes you completely hyperactive"?

In the same glass?
Should we take some on out picnic?

Can it be any worse than those new energy drinks?

Didn't there seem to be a lot of ing on this thread last night?

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Wouldn't be great if you faxed me some of the pizza you saved from being burnt?

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Wouldn't I like some as well?

Did you guys notice that we are up to 576 little red ball things on the side of the page?

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You counted? Oh, wait, I guess it's not too early *there* to do math in your head, is it?

Isn't that the same number of little red ball things potted by Snooker champion Steve Davis during the Championships of 1978, or was that 574?

hello how are we all ?

Arn't we all doing pretty good today?

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Do we seem a little slow at the quetions?
Did you watch each ball being potted POD?
Shall I try not pick up on the sitting set up line of a potted POD?
Did I manage it?
Will POD mind ?

Didn't I think that today would be a good day to rest a little?
Wouldn't resting involve not asking too many questions today?

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*attempts to fax pizza*

Would you believe the mess made by pizza going through a fax machine<?>

Would you like a wet wipe?

Will your fax machine ever be able to fax again?

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Do you think that a wet wipe will really help<?>

Wouldn't a new fax machine be a better idea<?>

May I say oh dear<?>

Is it really *that* badly full of pizza?

Would saying "oh dear" help the situation any?

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