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Grab your Christmas balls - Thar she blows!
The Doc Posted Dec 16, 2004
*The Doc and Dai take hold of the Mad Lab self destruct button and place it on the slab before them*
Well Dai, it has been a brilliant run - 3520 posts, some a bit samey but others a shining example of biting wit, stupidity and satire and not to mention all the in jokes, crap film references and inspiration from Round The Horne.
*Looks round the Lab to see the cast take a final bow*
Thankyou dear Nurse Just Arrived and Evil Twisted Assistant. Bless you Sir Nanobot, faithful cleaner and bonjour to the Health and Safety inspecktor. Dear old Petra Stringfellow - and your legion of synchronised Lap Dancers. Bye Ug, faithfull neanderthal man servant from the frozen North beyond Watford.
Bimbo? Where would we have been without you? SSHHRREEEIIIIKKKKK!
Ahhh, I see you still have it all babe! Bye bye Sandy and Julian, my dear Interior designer Cybermen and thankyou Colin the Dalek for dontating your power plunger. Bye IB, still frozen in suspension and who knows, may live beyond as the sole survivor of the good ship Mad Lab.
Farwell Hnicky my little temptress and a big hug goes out to Evil Terrorist, my dangerous Cyber wife. Sooty, my alien man eater! You came back to see or eat one of us just one last time - bless you for that!
Finally - Sweetpea, the one and only original daughter of darkness with eight arms, a cleavage of chaos and a terrible temper. Gonna miss you, baby!
Lets do it Dai - press the destruct button together....................
PRESS
*As cosmic mayhem explodes into the air, and a rising tsunami of Heinz Tomato Soup engulfs our beloved cast, the Mad Lab sinks beneath the tomatoey waves................................... and in the middle of is the Docs hand, thumb raised and slowly sliding into the depths of Heinz...................................................
And then it was gone
Grab your Christmas balls - Thar she blows!
Count Jim 'Thighs' moriarty, keeper of a poncy little french car and unsellable rubbish known as a prowler kit Posted Dec 20, 2004
*still supping tea, waiting for recognition not shown in last post....*
Grab your Christmas balls - Thar she blows!
The Doc Posted Dec 20, 2004
*The Doc bursts to the surface of the Heinz Ocean of Tomato Soup momentarily, just long enough gasp out an acknowledgement of Dai's momentous, spot on and well timed contribution to the lurking watchers before they are both dragged back down below to a Tomatoey grave..............
Once more, all is still on the Ocean of Heinz until a comet hits it, vapourising the entire thread.............................
*The Last Post sounds............*
Grab your Christmas balls - Thar she blows!
Count Jim 'Thighs' moriarty, keeper of a poncy little french car and unsellable rubbish known as a prowler kit Posted Dec 20, 2004
is my name appearing as dai? i don't think so doc...
everyone else was mentioned...i gave some contribution to the conversation did i not?
*pulls plug in floor, watches some of the tomato soup drain, before putting the plug back in when the kettle appears*
Grab your Christmas balls - Thar she blows!
Count Jim 'Thighs' moriarty, keeper of a poncy little french car and unsellable rubbish known as a prowler kit Posted Dec 20, 2004
*tears kettle out of wall, throws it in the back of minivan, and exits left, to the sound of gurgling soup.*
Grab your Christmas balls - Thar she blows!
Dai the Death, "My other sink's a Porsche" Posted Jun 6, 2005
Under a boulder, just before dawn a small pool of lab enriched tomato soup condenses in the cold air....
I have a bad feeling about this.......
The Doc Posted Jun 6, 2005
Is this wise, Dai? (Said the Tomato soaked Zombie corpse of the Doctor of old)
I have a bad feeling about this.......
Dai the Death, "My other sink's a Porsche" Posted Jun 6, 2005
Not at all wise dear boy , but when has wisdom been one of our strong points, Im sitting here with the mother of all head aches and trying to get back to work after me hols, for some reason before I knew it Id done it.
"Wonders how he is communicating at all as in this world he has no form, substance or long johns, bit like 3 weeks ago at that hen party he gate crashed....."
GLOOP!
I have a bad feeling about this.......
nicki Posted Jun 6, 2005
*the tomato soup wonders if it can condense enough to reform a new tomato coloured lab*
I have a bad feeling about this.......
The Doc Posted Jun 6, 2005
*The Soup Soaked Zombie Doc looks out over the Heinz Tomato soup lake and then looks around for his teeth and other assorted bits an pieces*
I have a bad feeling about this.......
nicki Posted Jun 6, 2005
*nicky looks around her and see that the soup is condensing around the edges*
does this mean the lab is reforming?
I have a bad feeling about this.......
The Doc Posted Jun 6, 2005
*Cue Dramatic Music - Mars from The Planets suite*
The Heinz Tomato soup lake vibrates gently round the edges and starts to recede.................
I have a bad feeling about this.......
nicki Posted Jun 6, 2005
*as the dramatic music plays, the lake receds and the remnents of the lab can be seen*
looks like we might have to clean up a bit doc.
I have a bad feeling about this.......
Mizzpinky *sighs* here we go again Posted Jun 6, 2005
*sticks in another paper staw and carries on sucking up the soup*
I have a bad feeling about this.......
The Doc Posted Jun 6, 2005
Quick! Before they build a Tesco's on it!
*Cue Benny Hill runabout music*
is the lab back for good?
nicki Posted Jun 6, 2005
ill go make sure the cupboard is tidy.
going to join me in doing that doc?
is the lab back for good?
The Doc Posted Jun 6, 2005
I see old habits die hard - so to speak!
Jsut watch out for bits falling off - I have been submerged for six months!
is the lab back for good?
nicki Posted Jun 6, 2005
bits falling off?
we are only going to clean the cupboard arent we?
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- 3521: The Doc (Dec 16, 2004)
- 3522: Count Jim 'Thighs' moriarty, keeper of a poncy little french car and unsellable rubbish known as a prowler kit (Dec 20, 2004)
- 3523: The Doc (Dec 20, 2004)
- 3524: Count Jim 'Thighs' moriarty, keeper of a poncy little french car and unsellable rubbish known as a prowler kit (Dec 20, 2004)
- 3525: Count Jim 'Thighs' moriarty, keeper of a poncy little french car and unsellable rubbish known as a prowler kit (Dec 20, 2004)
- 3526: Dai the Death, "My other sink's a Porsche" (Jun 6, 2005)
- 3527: The Doc (Jun 6, 2005)
- 3528: Dai the Death, "My other sink's a Porsche" (Jun 6, 2005)
- 3529: nicki (Jun 6, 2005)
- 3530: The Doc (Jun 6, 2005)
- 3531: nicki (Jun 6, 2005)
- 3532: The Doc (Jun 6, 2005)
- 3533: nicki (Jun 6, 2005)
- 3534: The Doc (Jun 6, 2005)
- 3535: nicki (Jun 6, 2005)
- 3536: Mizzpinky *sighs* here we go again (Jun 6, 2005)
- 3537: The Doc (Jun 6, 2005)
- 3538: nicki (Jun 6, 2005)
- 3539: The Doc (Jun 6, 2005)
- 3540: nicki (Jun 6, 2005)
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