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Haiku for the Incredibly Brave!!!
Julie Andrews Posted Nov 23, 2001
Could it be? Ah, no
Alas it is not to be
What I thought it was
Next: Ancient Egypt, falcon, moon
Haiku for the Incredibly Brave!!!
Wayfarer-- I only wish I were crackly Posted Nov 25, 2001
ancient Egypt: a
falcon was thought to eat the
moon, causing phases.
(not based on any actual facts, i just made that up.)
gumbo, bears, and talking pigs
Haiku for the Incredibly Brave!!!
Julie Andrews Posted Nov 26, 2001
Both Babe and Wilbur
Discus eating gumbo with
Tiny Bears. Charlotte?
Next: Addictions, restrictions, contradictions
Haiku for the Incredibly Brave!!!
Encapsulated Life Pod Number 3- Muse of Gibberish Posted Nov 26, 2001
Give me more of less,
I must not do what I don't,
Now the Haiku starts.
nt: custards, mustards, bustards.
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Thorfin Skullsplitter, berserk warrior (1+6)*(1+7-2+0)=42 Posted Nov 26, 2001
Mustard is quite good
But it's not good on custard,
You stupid bustard
Haiku for the Incredibly Brave!!!
Thorfin Skullsplitter, berserk warrior (1+6)*(1+7-2+0)=42 Posted Nov 26, 2001
nt: cows, brows, and plows
Haiku for the Incredibly Brave!!!
Julie Andrews Posted Nov 28, 2001
Cows furrow their brows
When sent to pull the long plows
Through the frozen earth
Next: Bears, pears, and chairs
Haiku for the Incredibly Brave!!!
Wayfarer-- I only wish I were crackly Posted Nov 28, 2001
a bear stands on a
chair to pluck from a pear tree,
since he can't climb trees.
stars, watching from afar, spar
Haiku for the Incredibly Brave!!!
2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side... Posted Nov 28, 2001
Haiku for the Incredibly Brave!!!
Encapsulated Life Pod Number 3- Muse of Gibberish Posted Nov 29, 2001
A wide bride rode out,
searching for her husband fair,
a small skinny groom.
nt: Mackeral, Tackle, Haggle.
Haiku for the Incredibly Brave!!!
paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Nov 29, 2001
Quarterbacks haggle
over mackerel at fifty-
yard line, then tackle!
Next topics: dolls, malls, and squalls
Haiku for the Incredibly Brave!!!
Julie Andrews Posted Dec 5, 2001
Barbie, in a squall
Saught shelter in a big mall
And was trampled flat.
Next: Dance, trance, France, and stance.
Haiku for the Incredibly Brave!!!
Anglais Patriotique Posted Dec 11, 2001
Dancing to French trance
music does necessitate
assuming a stance.
Um... that was four, I think. Probably why it's so crap, eh?
Next topics: ICBMs, toads, and hovercraft.
Anglais Patriotique
Haiku for the Incredibly Brave!!!
paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Dec 11, 2001
Toads in hovercraft
send ICBMs against
alien frogships.
Next topics: Invasion by clowns from another planet
Haiku for the Incredibly Brave!!!
Julie Andrews Posted Dec 14, 2001
The clowns came in ships
And shot at us with ray guns
And stole all our Spam.
Next: WWII and pies.
Haiku for the Incredibly Brave!!!
Encapsulated Life Pod Number 3- Muse of Gibberish Posted Dec 14, 2001
Due to rationing,
We would eat pies made out of:
egg, glue, dust and grass.
nt: Invasion of the lorry snatchers.
Haiku for the Incredibly Brave!!!
Julie Andrews Posted Dec 21, 2001
The lorry snatchers
Snatched all of our lorries and
Now we can't transport
Next: Cargo, VanGough, and Gas-N-Go
Haiku for the Incredibly Brave!!!
Encapsulated Life Pod Number 3- Muse of Gibberish Posted Jan 2, 2002
"Need Gas. Got cargo
for Van Gogh's plastic surgeon-"
"What have we ear then?"
nt: drastic fantastic plastic.
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Julie Andrews Posted Jan 3, 2002
Fantastic Plastic
Splats; and must be hindered with
Drastic elastic
Next: Comatose, commas, toast
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- 801: Julie Andrews (Nov 23, 2001)
- 802: Wayfarer-- I only wish I were crackly (Nov 25, 2001)
- 803: Julie Andrews (Nov 26, 2001)
- 804: Encapsulated Life Pod Number 3- Muse of Gibberish (Nov 26, 2001)
- 805: Thorfin Skullsplitter, berserk warrior (1+6)*(1+7-2+0)=42 (Nov 26, 2001)
- 806: Thorfin Skullsplitter, berserk warrior (1+6)*(1+7-2+0)=42 (Nov 26, 2001)
- 807: Julie Andrews (Nov 28, 2001)
- 808: Wayfarer-- I only wish I were crackly (Nov 28, 2001)
- 809: Wayfarer-- I only wish I were crackly (Nov 28, 2001)
- 810: 2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side... (Nov 28, 2001)
- 811: Encapsulated Life Pod Number 3- Muse of Gibberish (Nov 29, 2001)
- 812: paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant (Nov 29, 2001)
- 813: Julie Andrews (Dec 5, 2001)
- 814: Anglais Patriotique (Dec 11, 2001)
- 815: paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant (Dec 11, 2001)
- 816: Julie Andrews (Dec 14, 2001)
- 817: Encapsulated Life Pod Number 3- Muse of Gibberish (Dec 14, 2001)
- 818: Julie Andrews (Dec 21, 2001)
- 819: Encapsulated Life Pod Number 3- Muse of Gibberish (Jan 2, 2002)
- 820: Julie Andrews (Jan 3, 2002)
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