A Conversation for Haiku Challenge!!!
Haiku for the Incredibly Brave!!!
Mr. Christopher, enjoying the Magicians Guild game where he is called Polonius Franc, Elder Healer and local merchant Posted Jun 20, 2001
I spray-paint keyboards
custom colors, but sprayers
can develop clogs.
Next: Vampires, Clogs, and Dancing
Haiku for the Incredibly Brave!!!
Athena, Muse of Philosophy -1+7+9*(3+0!)+0=42 Posted Jun 20, 2001
Vampires suck lifes blood,
Dripping to the floor it stains
My dancing clogs red.
Next: Presidents, chills, hairy sweaters.
(like mine, which is shedding all over)
Haiku for the Incredibly Brave!!!
Mr. Christopher, enjoying the Magicians Guild game where he is called Polonius Franc, Elder Healer and local merchant Posted Jun 20, 2001
Laura Bush gave George
A hairy sweater last year.
DC isn't cold?
Next: Illustrations, Belts, and Go-Go Dancers
Haiku for the Incredibly Brave!!!
vogonpoet (AViators at A13264670) Posted Jun 21, 2001
Illustrations of
The belts of Go-Go Dancers,
Dont do them justice.
nt: spying, health, artichokes
Haiku for the Incredibly Brave!!!
Feisor - -0- Generix I made it back - sortof ... Posted Jun 22, 2001
Spying on vegies
Artichokes are hiding out
Wary of their health
Next: conspiracy Old Maid (the card game) candles
Haiku for the Incredibly Brave!!!
vogonpoet (AViators at A13264670) Posted Jun 22, 2001
Everyone with queen,
Burns it with candle: game is
Even more pointless.
nt: shenanigans, sleuthing, butter.
Haiku for the Incredibly Brave!!!
Mr. Christopher, enjoying the Magicians Guild game where he is called Polonius Franc, Elder Healer and local merchant Posted Jun 22, 2001
Such shenanigans!
Detectives having gun fights
In the butter dish?
Next: 
, Disco, Joan Rivers
Haiku for the Incredibly Brave!!!
Athena, Muse of Philosophy -1+7+9*(3+0!)+0=42 Posted Jun 22, 2001
At the disco party
I ate and met Joan
Rivers, whoever that is
And now for something completly different: Ass, Glass, Mass, Bass, Sass and Grass. (this is supposed to be a 'challange' not just naming 3 things)
Haiku for the Incredibly Brave!!!
Phreako Posted Jun 22, 2001
The ass and the bass
stepped on some glass grass with sass
Then they went to mass
Next: hamster, microwave, goo
Haiku for the Incredibly Brave!!!
Mr. Christopher, enjoying the Magicians Guild game where he is called Polonius Franc, Elder Healer and local merchant Posted Jun 22, 2001
painting hampsters blue
place in microvave to dry
all that's left is goo
Next: Pope, soap on a rope, and in the style of e e cummings.
Haiku for the Incredibly Brave!!!
Phreako Posted Jun 22, 2001
The soap on a rope
Made pope slip on floor in the
Style of cummings
Next: flood, hippo, tricycle
Haiku for the Incredibly Brave!!!
Mr. Christopher, enjoying the Magicians Guild game where he is called Polonius Franc, Elder Healer and local merchant Posted Jun 22, 2001
Hippo rode cycle
Over the Hoover Dam, OOOOPS!
The break made a flood!
Next: Magic, Alligators, and cigarettes
Haiku for the Incredibly Brave!!!
Sad, Mad or Bad? - I always wanted to be a dino, but alas, I'm just old. Posted Jun 22, 2001
Caterpillars make
opium alligators
As if by magic
Just a trip to Alice in Wonderland there....
next: June bugs, Maypoles and March hares
Haiku for the Incredibly Brave!!!
Phreako Posted Jun 22, 2001
Magic cigarettes
Are smoked by alligators
Who get lung cancer
Next: Barney, tree, rain
Haiku for the Incredibly Brave!!!
Mr. Christopher, enjoying the Magicians Guild game where he is called Polonius Franc, Elder Healer and local merchant Posted Jun 22, 2001
Barney was just killed
Struck by lightning standing in
A tree in the rain.
N-n-next: Stuttering,deviled eggs, and Dianna Rigg's tennis match with Henry Rolling getting rained out.
Haiku for the Incredibly Brave!!!
Feisor - -0- Generix I made it back - sortof ... Posted Jun 23, 2001
T..t..t..tennis? Here??
Eating devilled eggs alone
Wet leather - Henry??
Next: anonymity scrubbers Harry Potter
Haiku for the Incredibly Brave!!!
ZenMondo Posted Jun 23, 2001
Hiding behind masks
We scrub the floor at Hogwarts
with Harry Potter
Next: Fabric Softener, Remote Controls, and Duct Tape
Haiku for the Incredibly Brave!!!
Athena, Muse of Philosophy -1+7+9*(3+0!)+0=42 Posted Jun 23, 2001
Possible to Duck Tape
Fabric softeners to driers
By remote controle
I have some things to say. First, ZenMondo is very cool. Second, Duck Tape is like the Force. It has a Dark Side, it has a Light Side, and it holds the Universe together.
Next: The importance of not copying Athena's quote. (And yes you Can make one with that). 
Haiku for the Incredibly Brave!!!
Mr. Christopher, enjoying the Magicians Guild game where he is called Polonius Franc, Elder Healer and local merchant Posted Jun 24, 2001
Listen, smart quotes here
Many of them are brand new
Let's make up our own
Next: Why chewing gum is like the Force.
Haiku for the Incredibly Brave!!!
ZenMondo Posted Jun 24, 2001
Like the force, gum is
know I should, and know I do,
Yoda my name is.
(this would have gone well in the Sci-Fi-ku thread I think!)
(Thanks to Master Dreamer Athena for thinking I am cool! 
)
Next Topics: Starlight, eggs, and Hello Kitty
Key: Complain about this post
Haiku for the Incredibly Brave!!!
- 341: Mr. Christopher, enjoying the Magicians Guild game where he is called Polonius Franc, Elder Healer and local merchant (Jun 20, 2001)
- 342: Athena, Muse of Philosophy -1+7+9*(3+0!)+0=42 (Jun 20, 2001)
- 343: Mr. Christopher, enjoying the Magicians Guild game where he is called Polonius Franc, Elder Healer and local merchant (Jun 20, 2001)
- 344: vogonpoet (AViators at A13264670) (Jun 21, 2001)
- 345: Feisor - -0- Generix I made it back - sortof ... (Jun 22, 2001)
- 346: vogonpoet (AViators at A13264670) (Jun 22, 2001)
- 347: Mr. Christopher, enjoying the Magicians Guild game where he is called Polonius Franc, Elder Healer and local merchant (Jun 22, 2001)
- 348: Athena, Muse of Philosophy -1+7+9*(3+0!)+0=42 (Jun 22, 2001)
- 349: Phreako (Jun 22, 2001)
- 350: Mr. Christopher, enjoying the Magicians Guild game where he is called Polonius Franc, Elder Healer and local merchant (Jun 22, 2001)
- 351: Phreako (Jun 22, 2001)
- 352: Mr. Christopher, enjoying the Magicians Guild game where he is called Polonius Franc, Elder Healer and local merchant (Jun 22, 2001)
- 353: Sad, Mad or Bad? - I always wanted to be a dino, but alas, I'm just old. (Jun 22, 2001)
- 354: Phreako (Jun 22, 2001)
- 355: Mr. Christopher, enjoying the Magicians Guild game where he is called Polonius Franc, Elder Healer and local merchant (Jun 22, 2001)
- 356: Feisor - -0- Generix I made it back - sortof ... (Jun 23, 2001)
- 357: ZenMondo (Jun 23, 2001)
- 358: Athena, Muse of Philosophy -1+7+9*(3+0!)+0=42 (Jun 23, 2001)
- 359: Mr. Christopher, enjoying the Magicians Guild game where he is called Polonius Franc, Elder Healer and local merchant (Jun 24, 2001)
- 360: ZenMondo (Jun 24, 2001)
More Conversations for Haiku Challenge!!!
Write an Entry
"The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy is a wholly remarkable book. It has been compiled and recompiled many times and under many different editorships. It contains contributions from countless numbers of travellers and researchers."