h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I wonder if it's possible to fit THREE topics into haiku?

Let's start with:
amphibians, car racing and violins



Don't forget to post a topic for the next person!

I'm not brave enough
so I leave out car racing
and amphibians!


Next: censorship, dogs and toothbrushes

My dog chewing my
toothbrush censored my use of
it pretty darn quick!

next: love letters, gramophones, and thistles

Don't use thistles as
gramophone needles or as
loveletter-flowers.

Next: jazzmusic, butter, and larches

Butter is eaten
best when listening to jazz,
but what are larches?

next: ballpoint pens, acoustic guitars and worms

I have to worm out
of "acoustic guitar" and
"ballpoint pen" topics!

Aurora
(I've got my zoom back!!!!! )

Next topic: babys, bikes and bread

Babies on bikes should
refrain from eating bread, else
lose concentration.

next: elephants, new shoes and earthquakes

d'Elaphant came 'round
looking for new shoes. Zeppo
caused GB-earthquake...



Next: Slowhand, potatoes, telephone

The Slowhand clapp't on
Through long-distance calls about
Tuberous veggies.

Next: Cats, cottages and credit cards.

Pub in a cottage!
Never had to use cards there
and the cats are cute!


(Guess I can't think of anything but h2g2 today. )

Next: calenders, bread, and scouts

Glad to see you, Kes

The calendar says
it's scout bread making day, so
be glad I'm not one!

next: vegetarians, proverbs and Ayers Rock (AKA Uluru)

Vegetarian
proverbs are not plentiful
about Ayer's Rock

Oh, sorry. Next topic: shoes, cabbage, and existence

Sealing wax and Kings
Exist, Carrol-like, as do
Green veg. and footwear.


so, having got (via cabbage) into Wonderland, let's have:

walrus, walnuts and whisky

"The time has come," (the
Walrus said) "to fortify
walnut whisky." *Hic*

next: caviar, calculators and cursing

(now you've got me alliterating, Kes )

D**n calculator!
Its cost equaled caviar
And works just as well.

Next: equinox, eggs, and eulogy

That's very good, Teaserman!

Remember our friend
Humpty, who sadly crashed the
equinox party!

I hope THAT makes sense

next: vegemite, vampires and vanity

Vegemite vanquished
versimilar Vampires
via vanity


next: dairy, darkroom, and derby

The secret darkroom
Is where my new dairy cow
Trains for the Derby

Sign me up please

New topic:
boxes, pigs and x-ray machines

Room to develop
photographs of horse races
Is not with the cows!

Next: Emus, examinations and exclamations!