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Post 121

philbo baggins

I've lost my toothbrush
The Colgate Tarantula
Will get my teeth clean


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Post 122

Researcher U197087

next topic, philbo? smiley - erm


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Post 123

philbo baggins

D'Oh!

Next topic: Homer (Simpson) and Homer (him wot wrote the Iliad)


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Post 124

Researcher U197087

Delights await at
Your journey's end, sweet Paris.'
Mmm... land of chocolate...

nt: Doughnuts and the Tory leadership


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Post 125

philbo baggins

Ian Duncan Smith
Is a bit like a donut
No hair, red inside

NT: Tea and Pot


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Post 126

ZenMondo

Hot water, crushed leaves
is it steam or is it smoke?
now I am hungry.

NT: Robin Williams & Mikhail Gorbechev


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Post 127

philbo baggins

Perestroika
Spot on five syllables! But
Good Morning Viet

smiley - winkeye

NT: Peanuts and gravy


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Post 128

Researcher U197087

Jimmy Carter knew
Quite a bit about peanuts.
Bisto, perhaps less.

nt: Fridges and frigidity


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Post 129

philbo baggins

Did Jane Austen write
Fridges and Frigidity?
OK, maybe not

NT: Bows you lace and bows you fire


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Post 130

Existential Elevator

A cocaine-laced bow
Would just make the enemy
Feel high and happy

NT: hoovers and hamsters


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Post 131

philbo baggins

Don't ever hoover
If Hammy's out of his cage
Or he might go... oops

NT: rats and Windows


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Post 132

Researcher U197087

I hate rats. Also,
I hate Windows, but more so.
Rats to the software!

nt: Baud rate and melancholia


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Post 133

philbo baggins

I've broadband at work
But at home the modem's slooow
It makes me so sad

NT: Monty Python and Bananas


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Post 134

Existential Elevator

"That banana is
dead. It is bereift of life."
"I'm a lumberjack!"

nt: blues music and staplers


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Post 135

The Biggest Hairiest Scotsman in the Land

four beats to the bar
in a twelve-bar melody
stapled to my soul


NT: crinkle cut chips, and smelly socks


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Post 136

Thorfin Skullsplitter, berserk warrior (1+6)*(1+7-2+0)=42

New Ruffles flavor
Smelly socks, I think I'll just
stick to BBQ

Or did you mean chips like what you british people call fries, if that's the case than

Mcdonalds fries are
good but the rest of their food
tastes like smelly socks

Shakaka(the albino bat from Ace Ventura: WNC), Scuzzlebutt(South Park, season 1, episode 3(maybe 4))


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Post 137

killerbunny

shakaka is a
silly name but scuzzlebutt
takes the big biscuit

NTs: calculators and slippers


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Post 138

Wayfarer-- I only wish I were crackly

I'm searching for my
calculator... Wait! Why is
it in my slipper?


Being a fan and
comtemplative silence-- those
are the next topics.


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Post 139

killerbunny

i whirl back and forth
in contemplative silence
cooling the sweaters

NTs: christmas and volume


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Post 140

Wayfarer-- I only wish I were crackly

Christmas jingles are--
without a doubt-- some of the
*worst* things played loudly.

Any popular song;
plus: the terror in the night
for the next topic.


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