h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

English keyboards are different to ours, the " and @ are in the wrong places.

They disguise mobile telephone poles in Scotland, turning them into fake trees.

Horses hate me.

Age of Mythology is actually a good game.

Most things in the U.K. are more expensive than in Oz except for DVDs (only just, especially foreign ones) and sweets.

My extended family is really weird.

My shoulder hurts.

I missed the Glasgow h2g2 meet by a few hours.

Miss you.

Oops, I meant

E-Mail me and everybody Mrs Henry asked me if you had emailed me yet ands you haven't!!

But things are definetly looking up from now on school finishes in 2 days and I love that fact but hate the fact that 2 days is really long.

nisha and I are going out now too.

well see you in a couple of weeks (after i turn 16) yay.

Not to butt in or anything...

I don't remember Nisha, is Nisha new?

Yes, and you should be ashamed, just because you're on holiday in a lovely country doesn't mean you shouldn't be on the internet all the time emailing ME.

sorry New to the school late yr 9

Areyou actually going out, or just going out? I havenät written to zou because yzou didnät write to me. Sorrz I am on a Swiss kezboard which is funnz.

Well at least you type with reckless abandon anyway, rather than me, who spent ages poring over the keyboard searching... You wouldn't not believe the extraordinary things I came across, and the terrible trials I had to undertake before finding @.

Ah! That explains it. She nice? I mean, of course she is. Funny? Pretty? Should I stop being nosey? Yes, that might be best...

Well still, I've written to you, and I haven't gotten much for my time.

The most gorgeous postcards though, I treasure them both and they are on my wall with generous amounts of blu-tack (with the humidity you never know...).

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