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Can I be an Angel
His Divine Shadow: ACE, Shi Alyt Started conversation Mar 14, 2003
Can I be the Angel of Bloodbaths? Or perhaps the Arch-Angel of Destruction?
Can I be an Angel
Herald of Heaven Posted Mar 26, 2003
Hello His Divine Shadow 
Sorry to have left you hanging here so-to-speak. We appreciate your interest in becoming a guardian angel, unfortunately we are unable to endorse either of your proposed patronages. Would you perhaps consider anything somewhat less violent?
As we've just had a sainting it will probably be several weeks before we arrange another, so you should have plenty of time to consider other options.
have some tea while you're thinking it over? 
harold
Can I be an Angel
His Divine Shadow: ACE, Shi Alyt Posted Mar 26, 2003
How about the angel or arch-angel of submarine sandwiches?
Can I be an Angel
Herald of Heaven Posted Mar 26, 2003
Sounds tasty indeed 
our archangels are kind of like our leaders, they're the ones that perform our ceremonies and keep us loosely (dis)organized. so you will be sainted by an archangel, making you an angel. occasionally we add more archangels, so you may become one eventually 
keep an eye on your space for more information 
harold
Can I be an Angel
His Divine Shadow: ACE, Shi Alyt Posted Mar 27, 2003
yes, the idea came upon me as I was eating a foot long peperoni and swis cheese sub on parmasean oregano bread, from sub-way.
Can I be an Angel
Titania (gone for lunch) Posted Mar 27, 2003
Mmmmm... sounds yummie - obviously we've had a serious lack in the patronage list not to have a patron saint of submarine sandwiches...
Can I be an Angel
Marjin, After a long time of procrastination back lurking Posted Mar 27, 2003
Does this mean sandwiches as being eaten inside submarines, or just being subsurface where they very soon will be a cloud of wet crumbs?
Can I be an Angel
His Divine Shadow: ACE, Shi Alyt Posted Mar 27, 2003
no, just a sandhich that looks kinda like a submarine. Some call them "hoogies"
Can I be an Angel
Fashion Cat Posted Mar 28, 2003
Kind of like a baguette, but no where near as crusty. They are lovely to make sandwiches from... 
Can I be an Angel
broelan Posted Mar 28, 2003
you can find all kinds of yummy submarine sandwiches here:
http://www.subway.com
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Can I be an Angel
- 1: His Divine Shadow: ACE, Shi Alyt (Mar 14, 2003)
- 2: Herald of Heaven (Mar 26, 2003)
- 3: His Divine Shadow: ACE, Shi Alyt (Mar 26, 2003)
- 4: Herald of Heaven (Mar 26, 2003)
- 5: His Divine Shadow: ACE, Shi Alyt (Mar 27, 2003)
- 6: Titania (gone for lunch) (Mar 27, 2003)
- 7: Marjin, After a long time of procrastination back lurking (Mar 27, 2003)
- 8: His Divine Shadow: ACE, Shi Alyt (Mar 27, 2003)
- 9: Fashion Cat (Mar 28, 2003)
- 10: broelan (Mar 28, 2003)
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