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Montana Redhead (now with letters) Posted Jun 9, 2001
Mozart wrote a nice
requiem, as did others.
Too bad dead can't hear.
(Sporky, how are you, dear?!)
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Montana Redhead (now with letters) Posted Jun 9, 2001
Mozart wrote a nice
requiem, as did others,
but can the dead hear?
(Sporky, how are you, dear?!)
nest up: cat food
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Clelba Posted Jun 9, 2001
cat food is good cos
it keeps cats alive and well.
mice also do this.
nt: moses supposes his toeses are roses
^. .^
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Jon Quixote: steaming little purple buns for tea. Posted Jun 9, 2001
A prophet once said
I appear to have flowers
Instead of my feet!
nt: toilet humour.
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Clelba Posted Jun 9, 2001
i've never really
thought that toilets were very
humourous. strange, that.
^. .^
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Clelba Posted Jun 9, 2001
ohbotherit
i'm always forgetting.
next topic: quotations
^. .^
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Ormondroyd Posted Jun 9, 2001
Other people's words
Are often useful. And you
Can quote me on that.
Topical next topic for Derby day: horse racing.
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2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side... Posted Jun 9, 2001
Mighty beasts that run
with small men on; hourse raceing
odds don't let me win
Next topic; cookies.
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Montana Redhead (now with letters) Posted Jun 9, 2001
chocolate chips, nuts,
raisins and other good stuff.
Oh, I love cookies!!!!
next: milk
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2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side... Posted Jun 9, 2001
From a cow the white
cool nutritious milk gives us
chockalate milkshake!!!
Next topic; icecream!!!!!!!
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Ormondroyd Posted Jun 9, 2001
Orange juice is fine 
And there's a smiley for it!
Why none for moo-juice? 
NT: Corn flakes.
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Montana Redhead (now with letters) Posted Jun 9, 2001
Corn flakes can be made
with ice cream, but I suggest
you let it melt first!
next: anger
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2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side... Posted Jun 9, 2001
Anger is bad when
it rules your life, distroying
the nice happy thoughts
Next topic; Guitar[s].
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Monsignore Pizzafunghi Bosselese Posted Jun 9, 2001
it goes 'sproing', 'plirr', 'screetch'
some strings of this guitar seem
to be out of tune
next: the piano
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Dunky, Muse of Hangovers and Father of Abigail, Muse of Babysick Posted Jun 9, 2001
It was a crap film
I would not have chopped a thumb
But something more painful
nt: testicles
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Researcher 99947 Posted Jun 10, 2001
There is a cuisine
called Rocky Mountain Oysters-
have you tried them yet?
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*Redheaded Goddess:
Sporkulious is...
doing fine, at the moment...
ask again in five 
*
NT: the * in Wal*Mart
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Johnny Regular Posted Jun 11, 2001
OK, One on guitars
Solo time arrives
The g string snaps: cutting sharp
Wah-wah peddle saves
Next: Bassists
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2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side... Posted Jun 11, 2001
Bassists not always
Regarded highly by the
band, but vital is..
Next topic Drummer.
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Clelba Posted Jun 11, 2001
stop that racket now
can't you see my ears hurt and
i want to sleep now?
next topic: new mail!
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