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Clelba Posted May 23, 2001
isn't he the guy
who did the great train robber-
y. who knows? not me.
^. .^
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Clelba Posted May 23, 2001
isn't he the guy
who did the great train robber-
y. who knows? not me.
next topic: camping
^. .^
= ' =
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Wayfarer -MadForumArtist, Keeper of bad puns, Greeblet with Goo beret, Tangential One Posted May 23, 2001
mosquitos, out of
hot water, cold showers, i'll
stay in a hotel.
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Wayfarer -MadForumArtist, Keeper of bad puns, Greeblet with Goo beret, Tangential One Posted May 23, 2001
waterfalls
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Clelba Posted May 23, 2001
the water splashes
from up high until it hits
the ground, which is wet
^. .^
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Clelba Posted May 24, 2001
oops! sorry!
um, next topic: gcses (i've just done one in spanish)
^. .^
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Livzy Posted May 24, 2001
when I was a lad
exams were called O levels
and they were REAL quals!
next one; miserable old gits who keep going on about how things were "better in my day" !
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Clelba Posted May 24, 2001
the only nice old
people i have met don't go
on about old times
next topic: parachuting
^. .^
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Livzy Posted May 24, 2001
If you're six feet from
the ground,dont panic! you can
jump six feet, cant you?
and now for drinking till you're sick
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2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side... Posted May 24, 2001
Drinking till sick is
like action of fool in sun
wilt flower; drink, fun
Next topic; toothbrushes
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Clelba Posted May 24, 2001
your bristly friend will
help to prevent unwanted
visits to dentist
next topic: purple
^. .^
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iaoth Posted May 24, 2001
I would like to quote
Prince's song called "Purple Rain",
but we're not allowed.
Next: green
(I always thought green matches purple perfectly. 
)
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ZenMondo Posted May 24, 2001
The horizon sways
my stomach protests greatly
boats are not for me.
Next topic: Sand.
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Ormondroyd Posted May 24, 2001
Leave beach, reach hotel
Shake the sand out of your clothes
Make new beach on floor.
NT: Ice.
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2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side... Posted May 24, 2001
Ice is cold like light
casting shadow on the dead
skin as cold as ice
Next topic The Dead
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iaoth Posted May 24, 2001
"Johnny and The Dead"
is a rather good book that
Terry Pratchett wrote.
Nt: the living
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2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side... Posted May 24, 2001
The living are just
waiting to die, but the wait
is what we call "life"
Next topic; (I'me trying to cheer up, don't worry); bubbles.
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Ormondroyd Posted May 24, 2001
2Legs, have a hug! 
...
Pleasant in your bath,
Rather less so in your drinks, 
'Cause they make you burp. 
NT: Lemons.
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