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Post 2741

Semisomna

"I'm sorry," she said.
"Stop apologizing."
"I'm sorry," she said.

nt: Snow!


Haiku challenge!

Post 2742

Pinniped


Six inches is nice.
Much more than that, however,
Gets hard to handle.

(I beg your pardon? I was talking about snow...)
nt : double entendres


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Post 2743

Emily 'Twa Bui' Ultramarine

It has oft been said
Of these, that they can only
Really mean one thing.

Next topic: semi-skimmed milk


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Post 2744

ox

Small anemic cows;
Thin skinned shoulders of beef
Semi-skimmed milk

Next topic: straps


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Post 2745

2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side...

They say that I'm mad
i have to be locked away
straps- for my own good

smiley - biggrin

NT: handcuffs


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Post 2746

Pinniped


That's it! Problem solved!
(The perfect gift for the Girl
Who has Ev'rything...)

nt : dodgy things kept in the glovebox


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Post 2747

starbirth

Napkins,salt and pepper
flashlite,cd,asprin,string
just to name a few


elvis


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Post 2748

Pinniped


I saw him Thursday.
He said "You want fries with that?"
He's got shorter, though.

nt : why are doctors so rude to their patients?


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Post 2749

Haylle (Nyssabird) ? mg to recovery

Doctors are so rude
I'd be too with money lined
pockets..wait a sec...

nt: the slow-moving haiku thread


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Post 2750

Pinniped


It's not dead, honest.
Just lies there if you let it,
But poke it - it moves!

nt : when someone brings you coffee in the morning


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Post 2751

Monsignore Pizzafunghi Bosselese

nothing will be done
before I get a coffee
before anything

[BTW, that's true!]

NT: deadlocks


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Post 2752

Andrew 3.0 Pro

Excuse my questionsmiley - erm
I'm not the brightest light bulbsmiley - erm
What is a deadlock?smiley - erm


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Post 2753

SEF

Question unanswered,
but lacking new topic _is_
halting all progress.

NT: earthquakes


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Post 2754

Pinniped


West Coast-types hate 'em.
They scatter all the dust down
from high furniture.

nt : The Three Little Pigs


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Post 2755

Emily 'Twa Bui' Ultramarine

A house built of sticks,
One of straw, and one of bricks.
Guess which one stayed up.

Next topic - cream cakes


Haiku challenge!

Post 2756

2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side...

cream cakes disappear
you shouldn't have left them here
guilt, cream on my face
smiley - biggrin NT: ice on the pavements (sidewalk).


Haiku challenge!

Post 2757

Andrew 3.0 Pro

Slip slip slip slip slide
Why don't they ever shovel
these god damn side walks?
NT: Haiku's


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Post 2758

FG

Funny how something
so small and unassuming
is such a long thread!

nt: weasels


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Post 2759

em's

erm, what are weasels ?
just add half pound of treacle
then pop goes the weasels...




lol well i tried

nt: spanner !


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Post 2760

2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side...

tap loose get spanner
open, position, close turn
damm these threaded nuts


NT; snow


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