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Please help me with, um, oral, um, pleasures?

Post 1

Researcher 138288

I need help! I am going home on leave next week....and I am taking a Victoria Secrets model out on a date. I have known her for years, and most likely, I will be one happy sailor by the end of the nihgt. anybody got any pointers on the old you-know-what?


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Post 2

Menza

You lucky B*d, I have no tips on that score. But have you got any for picking up underwear models? smiley - bigeyes


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OhnaHuma

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The Cat

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Post 5

Anya

I actually had a male friend of mine ask me that question. All I replied was:

"Well, can you find a clitoris?"

"Ummm, yeah. . ."

"You're all right then!"

Unfortunately there are some men who refuse to do this. Cheers to the ones who will. And as for the ones who won't - may they never receive a blow job.


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Post 6

bigalthefirst( patron saint of patron saints)

Pleasure old chap. I think it is important to take things as they come or is that Klum. Anyway the really important thing,pay attention, is never to talk with your mouth full.

That's just as important for the other party by the way.

Relax and enjoy it, and if all else fails show her your £10 million yacht, that usuallly does the trick.


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Post 7

nath

amen!
*bg*


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Post 8

Maddestman

I think any man who recieves pleasures such as those should be only too happy to return the favor, otherwise they are a selfish pig.

Personally I like to make sure the woman enjoys herself at least as much as I do, so I do this for her before I try doing anything for myself.

BTW, I am a man who CAN find a womans clitoris, have done more then a few times, and it was worth it each time smiley - smiley


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Post 9

LePerdymonkee,Phobos'PremierLeatherGodess. Museof tasteful & artistic nude portraits + Patron Saintof the Selectively Ignored-©

Hehehe.... You guys have no idea how happy I was to stumble on this forum. My boyfriend & I have been trying for quite a while to not only increase my pleasure, but to find some tips on new ways to do so on the net. He's eager to please, but not wisened in the ways of fournication.

Hooray for sex!!

smiley - bigeyes


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Post 10

Emily 'Twa Bui' Ultramarine

Boyfriend's back tomorrow... but going through immense paranoia today... smiley - sadface


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Post 11

Emily 'Twa Bui' Ultramarine

*Now* I'm sore... but it was great... smiley - bigeyes

He's *finally* worked out wher the clitoris is...


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Post 12

Shellers (Master of wit and ready repartee)

And was it in Borneo after all?


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Post 13

Emily 'Twa Bui' Ultramarine

Ah... this was post-Borneo...


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Post 14

Shellers (Master of wit and ready repartee)

I meant was the clitoris he found in Borneo smiley - smiley


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Post 15

Emily 'Twa Bui' Ultramarine

Ah... I see...


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Post 16

Oragami

When did the queen of red fish become a daughter of god?


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Post 17

Emily 'Twa Bui' Ultramarine

Haha... it was by a quirk of fate; I managed to kill a Jedi Knight and exorcise a ghoul-thing, and so naturally I claimed myself to be the Daughter of God... If you don't quite understand, it's all recorded for posterity at: http://www.h2g2.com/F16034?thread=56046&post=595070


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Post 18

Emily 'Twa Bui' Ultramarine

And it's queen of the GOLDFISH, don't you know... smiley - winkeye


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Post 19

Researcher 154920

So tell us, 138288, how did it work out with the Victoria's Secret model?


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Post 20

Oragami

If your going out with a model from Victoria's Secret why would you need any tips on sex of any kind. If you had what it takes to get her interested in you the rest should just follow.


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