A Conversation for The Kingdom of Balwyniti
Royal Eater Of Socks
Mistdancer-X-sporadically coherent Started conversation Jul 7, 2001
Please Please can I be the Royal Eater Of Socks?
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There is only one thing worse than being Gosho, and that is not being Gosho Posted Jul 7, 2001
*Royal Butler Thruthelthrolth ponders whether this would be a good thing or a bad thing......... and concludes that it would be a good thing if the Royal Eater of Socks ate only the odd socks which appear after a laundry session*
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Mistdancer-X-sporadically coherent Posted Jul 7, 2001
Oh thank you, thank you 
I hereby promise that, in my new capacity as Royal Eater of Socks to the Kingdom of Balwyniti, I shall eat only the odd socks left over from the wash. Please leave all sock donations at my door!!
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King Cthulhu of Balwyniti Posted Jul 7, 2001
Not really any need to , but I'd be happy to welcome you to the Kingdom...just as soon as you next reply to this, you will be confirmed as...wait for it...the 
42nd subject in the Kingdom of Balwyniti!!! 
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Mistdancer-X-sporadically coherent Posted Jul 7, 2001
YIPPEE!!!!
Not only the Royal Eater of Socks, but the 42nd member of the Kingdom.....Life cannot be better 
I give gifts to all in the Kingdom 
Thank you Your Royal Highness
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broelan Posted Jul 7, 2001
i don't wear socks with my 
slippers 
....but i could show you where we keep the 
s 
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King Cthulhu of Balwyniti Posted Jul 8, 2001
Your name has now been added to the front page, good sock-eater...
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cafram - in the states. Posted Jul 8, 2001
::ponders the implications of a sock-eater and an odd sock-wearer in the same Kingdom::
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Mistdancer-X-sporadically coherent Posted Jul 8, 2001
Thank you, your Kinglyness!
To all the odd sock wearers of the Kingdom, as long as you donate the occasional sock, I will be happy. I'm easy to please, but do prefer cotton to polyester!
And as for the , Would they like to meet my big, heavy encyclopaedia??!!
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King Cthulhu of Balwyniti Posted Jul 8, 2001
I think, rather than disturbing the princess too much, perhaps you should agree to stay away from the Spider sanctuary...
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broelan Posted Jul 8, 2001
*runs off to make addendum to spider sanctuary sign: NO encyclopaedias!!*
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cafram - in the states. Posted Jul 8, 2001
Hmm...Mistdancer...should we call you Dobby??
Or should I just stop reading Harry Potter?
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cafram - in the states. Posted Jul 8, 2001
I agree...
::looks at self in bemusement::
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King Cthulhu of Balwyniti Posted Jul 8, 2001
*laughs at her*
Oh, BEmusement, I'm sorry...
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Mistdancer-X-sporadically coherent Posted Jul 8, 2001
Dobby??
**wanders off looking for Harry Potter books, feeling lost and confused**
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King Cthulhu of Balwyniti Posted Jul 8, 2001
Don't worry, I have no idea what she's going on about either, just smile and nod...
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broelan Posted Jul 8, 2001
*i* caught on!
and if you haven't read 'harry potter' you should!!
*everybody* should read 'harry potter'!!
*impatiently waiting for 16 nov.*
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- 1: Mistdancer-X-sporadically coherent (Jul 7, 2001)
- 2: There is only one thing worse than being Gosho, and that is not being Gosho (Jul 7, 2001)
- 3: Mistdancer-X-sporadically coherent (Jul 7, 2001)
- 4: King Cthulhu of Balwyniti (Jul 7, 2001)
- 5: Mistdancer-X-sporadically coherent (Jul 7, 2001)
- 6: broelan (Jul 7, 2001)
- 7: King Cthulhu of Balwyniti (Jul 8, 2001)
- 8: cafram - in the states. (Jul 8, 2001)
- 9: Mistdancer-X-sporadically coherent (Jul 8, 2001)
- 10: King Cthulhu of Balwyniti (Jul 8, 2001)
- 11: broelan (Jul 8, 2001)
- 12: cafram - in the states. (Jul 8, 2001)
- 13: King Cthulhu of Balwyniti (Jul 8, 2001)
- 14: cafram - in the states. (Jul 8, 2001)
- 15: King Cthulhu of Balwyniti (Jul 8, 2001)
- 16: cafram - in the states. (Jul 8, 2001)
- 17: Mistdancer-X-sporadically coherent (Jul 8, 2001)
- 18: King Cthulhu of Balwyniti (Jul 8, 2001)
- 19: broelan (Jul 8, 2001)
- 20: cafram - in the states. (Jul 9, 2001)
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