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Jack_White Posted Sep 21, 2011
Morning all. 
I'm going to be busy today. 
They really have mistaken me for someone who gives a toss.
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McNamara That Ghost Posted Sep 21, 2011
Morning people.
You're not seeing things, I really am up at this time.
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Captain Malcolm Reynolds Posted Sep 21, 2011
Morning, erm, Mac?
Morning Jack.
The quadruple is on.
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McNamara That Ghost Posted Sep 21, 2011
For us Captain? I dunno, I think we might have left it a bit too late in the league.
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peasoupdragon Posted Sep 21, 2011
Mac you musn't have been to bed last night 
Morning Jack Cap'n
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peasoupdragon Posted Sep 21, 2011
I went to be early last night
Woke up this morning to hubby going mental about a run away girl arriving at the house at midnight at the house - soon followed by her mother, and a load of teenage cwap kicking off
Despite him skaking me to wake me up I slept through it
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Jack_White Posted Sep 21, 2011
Morning people.
PSD, I'm willing to bet that the nineteen vats of wine you had before going to bed helped you sleep through the mayhem.
Mac, another riproaring performance. We really put the Shrews in their place, didn't we?
And worse still, Bolton have found some form just in time for the relagation six pointer.
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McNamara That Ghost Posted Sep 21, 2011
Jack, that's the kind of performance that shows we mean business. 
And also, well Jack, we know how the Football Gods work now.
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peasoupdragon Posted Sep 21, 2011
No vat
Went to bed earlish to read my book and fell asleep
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Jack_White Posted Sep 21, 2011
Stoopid work.
It's getting in the way of my posting duties.
You're right, Mac. They really have it in for us.
Also, you think PSD might have a problem with alcohol? She's got to the stage where she's denying she had a drink last night.
Denial is a dead giveaway.
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McNamara That Ghost Posted Sep 21, 2011
She doesn't deny having drink Jack, she just denies having a vat. Which is probably true.
A truckload morelike.
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Jack_White Posted Sep 21, 2011
No wonder all those crazy teenagers keep turning up.
They know where they can get some booze before they're old enough to go into a pub.
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Captain Malcolm Reynolds Posted Sep 21, 2011
Hmm, PSD, did you ever think about getting some kind of royalties for your life being the inspiration behind Shameless?
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Jack_White Posted Sep 21, 2011
Shameless is pretty muc a watered down version of PSD's life, I reckon.
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McNamara That Ghost Posted Sep 21, 2011
Those teenagers are a bit dim Jack, thinking there will be any alcohol left.
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Jack_White Posted Sep 21, 2011
They're probably hoping that there will be some left at the time PSD falls into a drunken stupor, Mac.
In fairness, there's a kind of logic to it....
....as long as they don't know PSD too well.
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McNamara That Ghost Posted Sep 21, 2011
It probably is worth it if they can time it right.
So what's for lunch?
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