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jack white Posted Jun 6, 2019
Wow. Jamie Carragher is an angry man.
Angry at John Stones, to be precise.
I thought he was going to explode a couple of times tonight.
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McNamara That Ghost Posted Jun 7, 2019
Enough to be spitting venom?
Barkley and Walker were at it too. That must be the Tottenham and Everton.
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jack white Posted Jun 10, 2019
Football has been treating me badly in recent times, Mac.
So what possessed me to invest in a ticket for Ireland v Gibraltar?
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McNamara That Ghost Posted Jun 11, 2019
Jack, it doesn't sound like it was a classic.
McCarthy is upbeat though, which sounds like it is very unlikely to really be Mick McCarthy.
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McNamara That Ghost Posted Jun 13, 2019
Fixtures are out at 9am Jack.
Given a kind start this year and a horrendous end to the season presumably.
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jack white Posted Jun 14, 2019
I'm predicting we'll be about 15th after the first six games.
Some cash rich sheikh buys Newcastle, no doubt intending to fill the tram with expensive superstars, so naturally we get to play them first.
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McNamara That Ghost Posted Jun 14, 2019
The festive period will be ruined too Jack, Chelsea and Man Utd 28th Dec and 1st Jan respectively.
What's that about?
And on your point, we then have Liverpool away late August.
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jack white Posted Jun 21, 2019
A game against Barcelona has been lined up.
So we've decided we want to get stuffed in pre-season friendlies as well as actual competitive fixtures.
Lovely.
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McNamara That Ghost Posted Jun 24, 2019
We've got Bayern Munich also Jack.
That Barca match is for a trophy too. As if it wasn't obvious enough we'd lose that one in the first place.
Looks like we're bidding for Tierney. That'll be him going elsewhere then.
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jack white Posted Jun 24, 2019
Apparently we've bid 15 million for him and Celtic have turned it down.
No doubt we'll be back in soon with a bid of 6.3 million or thereabouts.
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McNamara That Ghost Posted Jun 27, 2019
Sounds enticing Jack, why would they not take that deal?
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jack white Posted Jul 1, 2019
Well Mac, as the Tierney deal flounders, I'm reading that we've made an offer for Wilfried Zaha which is only 60 million below the asking price.
What could possibly go wrong?
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McNamara That Ghost Posted Jul 2, 2019
Jack out entire transfer strategy seems to be 'help us out why not, we make bucket loads of money but we're broke really'
In better news, last day in work today for 8. Of course this means today will be especially horrific.
Talking to the public all day.
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jack white Posted Jul 2, 2019
Nice, Mac.
I am off for two weeks on the 15th. And every single day between now and then will feel like it's lasting a month. I have mountains of work to get through before then.
Heading for the South of France. And they'd better cancel that sodding heatwave. I mean, 45.9 degrees celsius?? That would sodding kill me.
Anyway, work is depressing me in the meantime. And reading about Arsenal's frankly ridiculous transfer masterplan is driving me even more mental.
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McNamara That Ghost Posted Jul 2, 2019
Jack, it would be fairly typical if your holiday is ruined because the weather is too bloody good.
Imagine that.
That's the thing about work Jack, great to leave but I can't disconnect because I have left a big pile of work behind.
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McNamara That Ghost Posted Jul 2, 2019
Out transfer strategy seems to be baffling on the account of there not appearing to be one.
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jack white Posted Jul 12, 2019
Well mac, I'm off on holiday on Monday. In a couple of weeks you can tell me all about our plethora of new signings.
Although I suspect it'll be a short post.
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McNamara That Ghost Posted Jul 30, 2019
Jack, it seems we are going crazy on signings.
I think work should sign up to you having an extended holiday to the benefit of millions of Gooners.
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