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The Flying Headbutt
jack white Posted Sep 19, 2014
Lousy Gods, looking after our rivals as usual.
Also, I saw Mourinho the other day complaining that Chelsea have to play City, Liverpool and Arsenal immediately after CL matches. And nobody pointed out that all those clubs will have played a CL game too.
Also, now that Scotland has finally decided that it isn't a proper country, I guess FIFA can now simply close down that international team of theirs.
The Flying Headbutt
McNamara That Ghost Posted Sep 19, 2014
Good old Scotland. The only nation in history to reject independence probably.
I wasn't sure we classed Scotland'a national team as associated with football anyway.
As for Mourinho, I hate him. And how can he complain when they have Satan servicing them?
The Flying Headbutt
jack white Posted Sep 19, 2014
Chelsea aren't entitled to complain about anything.
They're a nothing club who have managed to hoover up numerous trophies because a billionaire fancied a hobby.
Nobody takes those trophies seriously anyway.
The Flying Headbutt
McNamara That Ghost Posted Sep 19, 2014
True Jack, they spent a lot of money for nothing really.
Abramovich can still save football though and sack Mourinho for a second time.
The Flying Headbutt
jack white Posted Sep 21, 2014
It sure is, Mac.
That was brilliant.
Especially as I got a text from a United fan about 60 seconds after they went 2 up saying 'we're back'.
Sadly I'm on a training course tomorrow so I won't be able to take the piss out of all the lads but the bloke who sent me that text is on the course with me. There will be no escape for him.
I've already sent him a text asking him to explain how a team can have a strike force that is almost, but not quite, as good as Barcelona's and a defence that is almost, but not quite, as good as Crystal Palace's.
He hasn't replied so I guess I'll just have to ask him face to face tomorrow.
Talk Tuesday.
The Flying Headbutt
Magwitch - My name is Mags and I am funky. Posted Sep 21, 2014
Sorry to butt in, guys, but, well, I just *had* to comment...
I 'd *so* hard in the car at the news of the 5-3 defeat of The Rags.
I then did the same thing when Lampard scored for us...
Oopsie.
CTID Mags
The Flying Headbutt
McNamara That Ghost Posted Sep 22, 2014
Mags, that's quite understandable.
They were 1-3 up.
Jack, it's a shame you only have one of them to berate today but that does mean the humiliation can extend all in the week. And of course this midweek all the big clubs are playing in the League Cup.
The Flying Headbutt
jack white Posted Sep 23, 2014
Morning.
I didn't bother waiting for tea break. Just went on the attack as soon as I got in.
And very enjoyable it was too.
The Flying Headbutt
jack white Posted Sep 23, 2014
Pretty much, Mac.
But I knew I was safe from counter attacks. The lads are so distraught they're not even trying to argue their point.
Maybe they on't actually have a point. I mean....five. Against Leicester. After spending 150 million.
The Flying Headbutt
McNamara That Ghost Posted Sep 23, 2014
And they held a two goal lead. Twice!
If it was us not sure what I would do.
The lopsided nature of their team is like some kid playing Football Manager.
The Flying Headbutt
jack white Posted Sep 23, 2014
Only 100 million, Mags?
I reckon maybe more. They've got a lopsided squad that has a strike force that's almost, but not quite, as good as Barcelona or real Madrid and a defence that's almost, but not quite, as good as Burnley or West Brom.
The Flying Headbutt
jack white Posted Sep 23, 2014
Mac, surely even an eighteen month old kid would organise a better defence on Football manager than VAn Gaal has at OT.
No doubt the fans are already pining for the relative glory days of David Moyes.
The Flying Headbutt
jack white Posted Sep 24, 2014
Maybe Mac.
As soon as I saw the line ups I figured we could be in trouble. Did nobody tell Ronald Koeman that you're supposed to play an entire team of fringe players and kids in this competition?
The Flying Headbutt
McNamara That Ghost Posted Sep 24, 2014
He obviously doesn't understand the competition being a Johnny Foreigner.
Our backline.
Somebody said it was schoolboy defending. Well er, they ARE all schoolboys.
The Flying Headbutt
jack white Posted Sep 24, 2014
When Calum Chambers is our best known and most reliable defender you know we're in trouble.
It's a hell of a start for Ospina. What did Wenger say to him? 'Time for your debut, mate. We're up against one of the most in form PL teams and you've got a back four who were born after the Spice Girls broke up to protect you. Best of luck.'
Tea break time. It certainly won't be as much fun today.
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