h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

First of all, normal mortals can not find freggels unless they want to be found.

The musical is not just an idea, it is becomming real in a short time. Thursday
next week I am going to London in order to arrange a long running musical in the
London Theatre. I can assure you that this show is will become a new record as the
longest running show ever. I personally take care of the casting, so if you want to
a member of this happy family, be nice to me.

Don Vito, sometime I really do not understand you. How can I walk beside my shoes
if Freggels do not wear them.

ROFL!!!! Very very nice one Freggel!! Eat that Don Vito

So there are bare foot freggels in existence then?(are they the bush freggels then
btw your lonest running show where is it gonna be held (considering there are a lot of freggels it is rather a short running show )
About the casting i'm not a freggel(at least not by birth)so i can't be a member of the show and i'm to long to be a crew member.
btw are you flying half price to london(being a short kind of freggel)
or are you trying to be a stowaway
Witch case are you gonna be in then the good ore the bad one?
knowing you youre gonna be a bad case freggel (hihihihihihi)

Im am cetainly not a stowaway. I am flying with the Royal Freggel Services. This a direct flight to London and that is the place where the show will run; the London Theater. I was trying for the Opera House in Sidney, but they alraedy gave that away to the Skippy's.

Why do you think I will fly half price. I make noise for two, so I guess I have to pay extra. But who cares, I a flying Royal and they are used to kind like me.

If you want to be a member I can tell you how, but keep your mouth shut about it because it is a big secret. We multiply through a machine; you put a human in it and a Freggel will come out. Please do not tell anyone about this otherwise all the people want to use this machine, because our motto is; nothing on earth is nicer than beiing a Freggel.

Bye for now, her you soon!

Oh, so that were all the funny noises I heard...