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I don't need no steenkin appointment
Spikey Started conversation Dec 21, 2001
I come over and have a look after seeing I been called a waster elsewhere and something hinting I might need an appointment to see Arthur? Moi?
I am the God that gave Arthur a place to take form Bwa ha ha ha. Now its time I finally made an appearance amongst all you cross dressing weirdo's, where that *&$@)$% Clalamity? 
I don't need no steenkin appointment
Nockers Posted Jan 2, 2002
No no no. It's High Queen Mina you need an appointment to speak to. She's so busy these days, that I don't like her disturbed.
Now, this Calamity you speak of, is she that trollop that I try not to think about now I don't have to deal with her anymore? I have no idea where she's kept. In a box somewhere I think.
I don't need no steenkin appointment
I'm not really here Posted Jan 2, 2002
Bloody miserable nockers.
Try http://www.bbc.co.uk/h2g2/guide/U154916 my dearest.
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