A Conversation for Female Masturbation
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Fragilis - h2g2 Cured My Tabular Obsession Started conversation Sep 3, 2003
I wrote an entry on Female Masturbation long ago. I occasionally get interesting remarks posted to the page, and I try to respond. But a fellow has just asked me how to make a woman orgasm (or how she can make herself do so), and I find it impossible to give a simple answer. I'd like to open this up to the h2g2 community as a whole. The thread is at http://www.bbc.co.uk/dna/h2g2/brunel/F52672?thread=312437
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Haylle (Nyssabird) ? mg to recovery Posted Sep 3, 2003
(Hey just cuz I'm laughing don't mean I'm kidding) 
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abbi normal "Putting on the Ritz" with Dr Frankenstein Posted Sep 3, 2003
ASk!
It is not a one technique fits all 
Simple things like where and when can matter alot, not just how. 
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Gnomon - time to move on Posted Sep 3, 2003
A little lubrication works wonders. Massage oil is good.
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Kerr_Avon - hunting stray apostrophes and gutting poorly parsed sentences Posted Sep 3, 2003
Yeah, but it tastes revolting.
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Gnomon - time to move on Posted Sep 3, 2003
It tends to smell bad as well, being usually fish-based, but you can get over this by adding a little lavender or ylang-ylang.
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Gnomon - time to move on Posted Sep 3, 2003
That's the oil that smells bad, not the clit!
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Kerr_Avon - hunting stray apostrophes and gutting poorly parsed sentences Posted Sep 3, 2003
*resists the temptation to make a crack about fish oil*
Tea-tree oil shampoo smells nice and feels nice, but still tastes vile.
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Kerr_Avon - hunting stray apostrophes and gutting poorly parsed sentences Posted Sep 3, 2003
Oh, I dunno. Variety is the spice of life Although yes, the female is more likely to got to the spot if she's on top, assuming we're talking a male/female arrrangement here.
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Hellycub Posted Sep 3, 2003
I thought you meant the clit too Gnonom!
I don't really like the thought of anything being put down there - chemicals and all that - it's a very delicate area you know!
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Hellycub Posted Sep 3, 2003
You're right Kerr, there's nothing like a bit of variety - gotta love the kink! But for female orgasm, that's definitaly you're best bet!
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h2g2 auto-messages Posted Sep 3, 2003
Editorial Note: This conversation has been moved from 'Ask the h2g2 Community' to 'Female Masturbation'.
There are certain topics that we feel are better on entries about those topics. Many thanks!
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Kerr_Avon - hunting stray apostrophes and gutting poorly parsed sentences Posted Sep 3, 2003
Cowards!
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2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side... Posted Sep 3, 2003
*lurks with interest and a bottle of olive oil
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Kerr_Avon - hunting stray apostrophes and gutting poorly parsed sentences Posted Sep 3, 2003
Oh yes 2legs- they're all crawling out the woodwork now I wouldn't advise olive oil though, I think it might be a tad greasy
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Kerr_Avon - hunting stray apostrophes and gutting poorly parsed sentences Posted Sep 3, 2003
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Kerr_Avon - hunting stray apostrophes and gutting poorly parsed sentences Posted Sep 3, 2003
Actually, that smiley's sort of got an appropriate expression on its face
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- 1: Fragilis - h2g2 Cured My Tabular Obsession (Sep 3, 2003)
- 2: Haylle (Nyssabird) ? mg to recovery (Sep 3, 2003)
- 3: abbi normal "Putting on the Ritz" with Dr Frankenstein (Sep 3, 2003)
- 4: Gnomon - time to move on (Sep 3, 2003)
- 5: Kerr_Avon - hunting stray apostrophes and gutting poorly parsed sentences (Sep 3, 2003)
- 6: Hellycub (Sep 3, 2003)
- 7: Gnomon - time to move on (Sep 3, 2003)
- 8: Gnomon - time to move on (Sep 3, 2003)
- 9: Kerr_Avon - hunting stray apostrophes and gutting poorly parsed sentences (Sep 3, 2003)
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- 14: h2g2 auto-messages (Sep 3, 2003)
- 15: Kerr_Avon - hunting stray apostrophes and gutting poorly parsed sentences (Sep 3, 2003)
- 16: 2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side... (Sep 3, 2003)
- 17: Kerr_Avon - hunting stray apostrophes and gutting poorly parsed sentences (Sep 3, 2003)
- 18: Gnomon - time to move on (Sep 3, 2003)
- 19: Kerr_Avon - hunting stray apostrophes and gutting poorly parsed sentences (Sep 3, 2003)
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