h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

St.Seven wanders in and inspects the pool.
Satisfied, she removes her spandex suit and dives in.
Seven wonders why no-one else is using the pool.
Humans are such strange people.
Seven continues swimming.

*A well muscled human male is silently waching her from the shadows*
do you mind some compny?

Please join me.
You are an excellent human male specimen.
I will race you to the other side.
Dive in!

Excuse me but I was here first on my Lilo. In fact it was me who discovered the passage from the dungeon to the swimming pool.

A naked Seven steps out of the PGGB pool.
"Yes? Your point?"

*Bob who fell asleep in the shadaws wakes up and dives in the pool. about quater of anhouer later the pool is empy and Bob is sitting on he bottem*
erm sorry I got a little carried away

*A huge tanker pulls up on the Car Park, attaches a hose to the pool and refills it with PGGB.*

Good timing I was just beging to get thersty
*starts drinking from the hose*

*arrives after her shift, hot & bothered...
Looks at pool of PGGB...
Strips off and dives in*

*still sitting on the bottem admiring the Vew *

What...I missed Seven swimming.... NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*regains controle*
sparky go bring her here I need to get set up.
*starts creating, a table and a candle lit dinner, with musicions and a few waighters, notices Bob has not moved*
hurry up sparky befor I get anrey
*Bob runns off to find seven Vince Grins with anticapation*

::wanders over slightly inebriated::
Hullo

*Sultandude arrives at the pool chucks off his trusty towel and makes a perfect dive, skims along the bottom with mouth open, surfaces, belches, and try's to pull himself out of the pool*

"Wow! I guess you could call this SWIMKING.!

*AGB arrives with ice-cream cones for everyone.
Triple-decker ones with flakes in*
*hands out ice-creams, sits on towel, watches the frolicking swimmers whilst licking ice-cream*
This is the life, hey peeps?

Do you have a pavket of hundreds and thousands which I could dip my Ice Cream in?

*Sutandude licking his ice cream, a little tipsy from his PGGB intake*

"Galaxy Babe, you finally made it, thanks for the ice cream. I kinda fell out of the conversation with you and Damson in Distress as the work thing caught up with me. Off through the jungle and then the heavens opened. I was drucking all afternoon."

THINKS-She'll never figure that one out, but gives me a chance to see where her minds at hehehe-

Hi! thanks for the link

"Yo Damson! Think nothing of it. Nice eyes you have there!" Care for a drink in the bar later?"

I thought you would never ask!

"Follow me Damson darlin!"