h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

In Greebo's bag is...

Fur brush
Fur conditioner
Fur shampoo
Fur detoxificationer
Fur by
Sun tan cream
Gnat rep.. repe... git ridover
Toothbrush
Tooth paste
Dental floss
Tooth shiner
Tooth file
Tooth repairer
Spare pair of knickers (not that me wears them being a cat)
Spare change
Spare wheel
Spare doughnut
me going spare
Change of collar
Tail buffer
Tail smoother
Tail dehumidifier
Tail puffer
Tail brusher
Spare tail (never leave home without one)
Towel
Sponge
Towel (spare)
soapy water
Towel (spare, spare)
X-Men comic
Spare X-men comic
Towel (extra spare just in case)
Travel scrabble
Gum shield
Wine Gum
Gummy Bear
Towel ( extra, extra spare)
Fluffy dice
Carpet shampoo
Carpet remover
Fluffy Carpet
Fluffy dice made of carpet
Spare carpet in case me losses the first one
Extra towel
Extra gum shield
Extra tail (never leave home without one)
Spare extra towel
Bag of hard boiled sweets
Bag of bags
Bag of straws
Bag of bag of spare extra towels
Book to read
Book to dribble on
Book to look at
Book to hide behind
Spare book
Book of popular towels
Bath Towel
Kitch sink
Spare kitchen sink
Fan mail
Fan tail
Spare fan tail (Never leave home without it)
Rice Krispie cakes
cushion
Blow up sheep (Don't ask)
Pen
Pencil
Ruler
Rubber (never leave home without one ~snigger~)
Cheese cake
Bottle of milk
fridge
Spare fridge
Cheese crackers
If you reached this far you are crackers
Beach towel
Spare beachtowel
Extra spare ribs
Pancake roll
Fold away seat
monkey wrench
Monkey Nuts
Monkey Puzzle Tree
picnic blanket (or large towel)
Picnic basket
cheese and onion crisps
Claw trimmers
Claw buffers
Claw cleaners
Claw polish - Red
Claw polish - Blue
Claw polish - Garrish purple
Claw file
Claw polisher
Ginger Nuts
Fresh cream cakes
Hitch Hikers Guide
Whisker straightener
Whisker whisk er
Whisky
More whisky
Party Poppers
Old faded towel
Lamp shade
Toilet roll
If you reached this far... me crackers
Change of hat
Hat
Spare hat
perfume
Smelly stuff
Basil is in the ratatouie
Can't spell ratatouie
~snigger~
Copy of H2G2 Post
Cross word is Bah humbug
Cross legs
Picture of Garibaldi
Spare picture of Garibaldi
writing pad
felt tips
unfelt tips
Egg mayonaise sandwich
Wilson Brown-Bear (never leave home without him)
Tv guide
Laptop
Lap dog
Lap dancer (what the hell!!!)
Spare towels, spare towel, towel
Giddy aunt
Aunty Septic
rubbish bin
Chocolate orange
Barely sugars
A stone
Jolly roger
Nipple cream (nothing like supple nipples... if you got eight of them)
Pad softner
Pad hardner
Paddle in water
Water wings
blow up sheep (thought it could do with another mention... don't ask)
Pot plant
Watering can
Spare soil
Spare pot plant
H2IQ quiz page
Small unregarded blue green planet
Digital watch
Pan Galctic Gargle Blaster
A gold brick
Mobile phone
Bucket of Bile
Singing Nun
Ear phones
Nose phone
Ear plugs
Ear tip pointers
Ear wagglers
Ear prickers (Star trek humour)
Ear, Nose and throat clinic
P.J.'s
and finally
A towel...

Oh.. and Whisky thats not you in the bottom of the bag... you're actually about half way up...

What about his passport?

Actually, now that I think about it, you can leave me in here...

* starts to eye up the cheese crackers and wine gums *

It's ok, since they did away with duty free, i don't need a passport to be transported across european frontiers, you've just got to be able to prove that I'm for personel consumption and not for sale.


whisky

*joins Greebo and Ottox in being crackers*

...and you spell it 'ratatouille'...

Hey leave those alone Whisky... er... will we all nead a passport???

Thanks Titania... me knew that someone would help me with the smelling od tht wud... ~grin and huggle~

Grebo, you don't have to take a lapdancer, all cats are lapdancer by profession themselves.

Did I miss catnip in the list?

* puts down cheese crackers and wine-gums *


* Spots inflatable sheep *





.... sorry I just can't help myself sometimes

...

I really don't believe I just posted that

Your Lake District upbringing shows through!

What do you expect... 5 years in a village with 27 people and 7000 sheep.....
I only ended up marrying my wife coz she was better looking than a sheep.... marginally

You have to admit though that aren't baaaaaaahhhhhd.

Me hadn't realized there was a sheep smiley... how come they can make a cute sheep and not a cute cat?? Favouritism me thinks....

~Greebo opens her bag and places some catnip and a newspaper... oh and a tin of tomatoes...~

Does anyone have any idea how we are going to get there???

Just follow the smell of all those doughnuts that Ottox promised us.

Well we have to make it from H2G2land to Danland... me is not even sure where it is... ~scratches pretty head~... me would normally walk across the water... but me is not sure where H2G2land is...

~Greebo looks around~

"I know which way to go, follow me", said whisky confidently.

* striding off purposefully, straight into a virtual brick wall *

"Ouch, I didn't know they did bricks in Goo colour! - Never mind, I never did have much of sense of direction"

~grin~.... me always thought you didn't have a lot of sense.. ~bigger grin~...

Hmmmmphhh,
now I'm deeply offended

I'm off to talk to the ..... probably the most intelligent conversation I'm going to get in here.


















, Just joking, I love you really Greebo.
Here have a , sorry its not daneburgish.

Are we lost yet?

*realises he's lost and noone heard him*



Hey you guys, where are you?



*wonders where is everybody. Looks around*


Dancer