h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

"This newly refurbished bar is for the exclusive use of Guardian Angels, Keepers, Muses and customers of the House of the Rising Sun. Anyone else wishing to use this bar must first gain the permission of Saint Angelwings herself and NOT any other member of staff (eg. Strawberry Rain, Angel Sky or Trixibelle Flagherty). Anyone wishing to gain permission must go to the Wine Bar and place their request and Saint Angelwings will get back to you as soon as possible."

Bartender, I'd like a Manhattan please.

*looks around, is surprised by a deserted bar, finds a comfortable chair, unfolds a copy of The Independent and gets to work on the crossword*

Hi Goshoogoshoogosh!
I'm in the middle of putting up decorations as this going to be a VIP party as soon as I pass out enough invites!
*pours Manhattan*
There you go chuck!

*sips drink* Aaaaah, that hit the spot . There's nothing like a Manhattan or a G+T before dinner. Let me know if you need any help with those decorations. I'll be over there with my newspaper... you wouldn't happen to have a copy of The Post lying around would you?

*looks over the top of newspaper*
I think you'll find number 4 down is 'Unintangible'

Ahh, Jenny, we speak twice in one hour. Admittedly the other conversation was not on H2G2, but nevermind. And you may help with the decorations and/or choice of music if you like.
Wings
xx

::comes into the Executive Bar and looks around, wondering if chocolate milk is served here, since she is resisting her Mountain Dew addiction::

Thank you Jenny and Fred, I was quite stuck on that one. Hello St Dragonfly, how are things over at The Musehome?
*takes another sip of this perfectly mixed Manhattan*

But of course! Will Nesquik Chocolate milk do? If not then I'm afraid it's going to have to be the forsaken MD....................

Sounds fantastic... things are fine at the Musehome, thanks... We're going to Grand Open the Clio Library of History quite soon!!! HOOORAY!!!

Chocolate milks on me!!!

*pours Dragonfly a CM and pours it over her*
Oh, when you said on you, you meant CMs all round. Oooops.............
*grins apologetically and pours her another CM*

Dang! I missed that one - too caught up in the crossword . Could you do it again please

*falls off chair she was standing on to put up bunting*

Is Jenny ok!?? ... I am quite refreshed... it has been a long time since I had a CM bath... OOOO....

Are you ok Jenny? It seems like, oh, about 19 hours since you fell off that chair. Here, let me help you up

*offers a hand to Jenny*

*puts on CD*
#angels oh angels here to brighten up my darkest day#

thanks, oooh, ouch, that was an awkward position to spend 21 hours in

By the way Jenny, you are now Avenging Archangel Jenny, Rogue Seraph of Tea and Cake

I'll say! Order yourself a double and put it on my tab Bartender, I'll have another one of your fabulous Manhattans. The bunting's looking good btw.

Why thank you! It's for the Grand Opening of the Avenging Angel Agency.