h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Hey sister, there's no point in missing out on the action. I know that in theory the super heros shouldn't attack you, but, I guess it's OK for me to start. I won't bitch-fight though. Look, I'll even give you the advantage, I won't put a fish on, or tell the lads where to find you, untill you reply to this. That way I'll know that you know that you now have a battle forum. Come on, you know you want to be nice really, join us, don't let those super villains get to you. Evil never pays off. I'm giving you the chance to convert now, before things get nasty. That's not a threat, just a statement.

wow, that was really decent of you, especially since i was on vacation and all... too bad it's just more fun to be evil!!!
just for good measure...

*maniacal laughter*
sorry, just had to get that out of my system...

You wrote in your intro:

Soeasilyamused is a blonde, green-eyed high school senior (in the fall).

You're only blonde and green-eyed in the fall??? So! You're a shape-shifter! You truly ARE evil! Have a fish for your troubles:

i meant senior in the fall, but darn you for figuring out my abilities! i was hoping to keep the shape-shifting a secret until i needed it! oh well though, supposedly i am supposed to describe myself in the battle forum that siren so kindly provided for me...
oh yeah, before i forget,
well, i am soeasilyamused. the name is quite accurate. i am, as tom has pointed out, blonde with green eyes... what he didn't know is that i am pretty well-trained at spork-fu (second only to the masque of the red rejection e-mail), mercy, and thumbwars. i also know the dreaded boy-band torture. that one is fun... i can also teleport into and out of the shadows and become invisible. well, i think i will stop before i divulge all of my evil powers... after all, surprises are fun...
oh yeah, and i own a luxury spaceship called the Azrael... aren't you all jealous???
haha! and a for good measure...

Are you winking at me evil lady of darkness?

of course, my dear brain damage, who else would be worthy of my winking?

Have your scaley way with this

my "scaley way"? wouldn't i have to be scaley to have a "scaley way" with anything?
oh well, never argue with hero logic...
oh, and

Very well, Lady, I see that you have made your choice. .

and i stand by it.

i think you would enjoy being evil... cros over to the dark side!!! join us!!!!

Neveerrrrrrr!


*KABLOOIE*
sorry, it's that rubber chicken again.

too bad... you heroes will just have to feel the sting of defeat!!!

Vicious fishes to you!

Vicious winking smily face to you. hehe

*bats eyelashes sweetly*
thank you ever so much, brian...

*blushes*
Always a pleasure my dear.

*dances in a circle, singing* lalalalalala! *does a cartwheel and shows her underwear* whoopsie!!!
just because it's fun...
oh yes, and a :* for brian...

Your evil powers of seduction are too much for me soeasilyamused. I just hope that you are as easily seduced *produces a bunch of flowers* as you are amused. I was very impressed by your dancing and singing and I liked your underwear too.

You must stop wearing it Brian!