h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I am starting a bonfire here (see the notice board for more information). Please bring somthing to eat or drink, and there will be dancing later on.

*appears, pulling a haywagon with a heap of dead dry leaves and tumbleweed from her rather abandoned pitch*

Can these go into the fire?

*takes off her backpack and starts unpacking it*

*Swedish meatballs, a load of sticks with sharpened points and a gift package with Absolut vodka in flavours lemon, black currant and pepper*

*drinks pepper vodka* Says: yeah throw whatever you want in there as long ass it wont blow up *eats meatballs, falls down dead drunk*

*arrives* (Thanks for the message, Titania)

What's up with Itzcotl - did you lace the meatballs?

I brought some cans of but I don't actually like that, so I've also got some dry cider, plus some double chocolate brownies. Oh yes, and marshmallows (to cook over the fire).

*Opens a can of cider*

So who else is coming?

Tum te tum, quiet party, this.

*'borrows' one of Titania's pointy sticks*

I'll start the marshmallows off then...

*wakes up, grogily looks around, begins roasting marshmellow on pointy stick*. *bites marshmellow, spits it out, goes back to tent, grabs chocolate and grahme crackers, makes s'more, Hands Chocolate and crackers to JulesK, poors vodka and on s'more and eats it, drifts off in search of more people*

Thanks (I think).

*wanders back* Don't worry it isn't poisoned.
The campsite is really dead right now. Strange sciece it is one of the features on the front page. I'm going to go see if i can round anyone up from ask H2G2.

'floats along with some sausage rolls n a bottle of jack daniels '

A bonfire at Beltane..how lovely

Mmm sausage rolls.

Hello Seraphina, don't think we've met before on hootoo.

D'ya want a double-chocolate brownie?

Eek, sorry, I mean SerEphina!

*eats sausage roll, suddenly realizes that he has way to much time on his hands, panics, runs into tree , falls moning to the ground * (Mabey some Jack Daniels would ease his suffering)

Hi Jules ,, i dont think we've come across each other before no! nice to meet you..
oooh brownies

*drifting off, just to return with 1.5 litre PET-bottles of Zingo and 7up and some packages of hot dogs*

*nudges Itzcotl* You're not supposed to drink the vodka without mixing it with something!

Hi Jules, hi Serephina!

Hi titania

Yes, take and eat...

*leads Itzcotl to a usefully smooth tree-stump by the fire*

'Sit there and we'll get you a drink'

Serephina - can Itz have some of your JD?

Itzcotl I saw all your posters around hootoo for the bonfire - I'm sure folk will turn up soon. In the meantime us few can have a chat.

Hi Titania! You reappeared while I was remembering how to spell people's names!

Sure 'passes bottle' just dont drink it all

I think its usually pretty quiet on here on a saturday night..

Well, we've got meatballs and hot dogs and marshmallows and sharp pointy sticks and a big fire - let's get to it!

It's my first visit to the campsite. I came for the Bank Holiday (UK).