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[unpacks, sets up tent, rolls out sleeping bag]

[gets water...
make fire, make coffee ]

A'igh' HaPi? Welcome to the campsite. DO you need any help setting up?

no, tha.. most of the work is done.. Have a coffee?

Thanks, but no thanks. I'm one of an increasing minority who can't stand the taste of coffee. If you've got any , though...

Well, yes.. but is is not fresh.. bottled

Fine by me. Really fresh stuff, crushed from oranges on the spot, always has too many bits in it, even to the point of being gunky...

Hm ya, orange bits between your teeth and chocking on fragments

It's not that, it's the texture.

Oh well, here's the bottle. [pours ]
I'll have a cup of now.

*Sips *
So, how did you find the Campsite?

Followed the signs.. clearly signposted.. can't miss it really
And it looks like a good site: shop, toilets, I didn't find the showers yet.

Food.. stove.. gottle of geer.. yes, that's agout all

*brings in welcome basket of , , , and a *

Hi,
Nice to meet you.

Hi Evangeline,
How are you? sit down, have ?

I am almost recovered from all the shopping and holiday cooking.
*sits down*
What a cozy tent!
Strawberries? Yes, Please.
*nibbles *
Thank You. These are very tasty strawberries.

Hey, I'm preparing a You want one as well?
<why are there no smileys?>

Sounds good.

My guess is there are more smiley suggestions than the artists can draw.

here we are..

now that IS a smiley-artist challenge

Mmmm...
*tastes steak*
The steak is delicious.