h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Hello, fellow campers. I hope no one minds if I pitch my tent here? It rather resembles an old circus tent, but has lots of room for visitors, if anyone wants to stop by for a , or a . I was going to make some and there's plenty for everyone!

I look forward to sitting up nights with the lot of you, gazing at the and , and having some .

Sure you can, I've just added you to the list!!

There might not be many people around over the next few hours though, as we're all going to big meetup!

I'm here though! Welcome!

Thank you both for the warm welcome! Think I'll just lie here in my hammock and wait for any stragglers to wander by...
Thanks again for the welcome.

~psychocandy

Hi Psychocandy. I'm over at Pitch 1 1/2, although my internet access has been restricted for the past few months so it will probably be largely empty.
Unless someone has held a party there in my absence...

And *he's* a stragler if I've ever met one!

Hey there, Bob and Strider! Bob, I thought I heard some strange noises coming from that direction late last night.... I may have dreamed about the elephants, though, I had quite a lot to drink.

~psycho

I psychoandy!
Since you made all the trouble coming to the far corner of the campsite, I thought I'd pay you a visit as well!
You got any beer?

Not only do I have heaps of beer, I have a full bar in my tent as well. Flop down in this hammock here, and I'll get ya one! Would you like , , or a ?

Surprise me!
*sits down in the hammock*
So,... how long you been here?

*disappears into tent, returning with a couple of wicked Zombies*

Here, made ya a nice Zombie, in light of the warm weather. I only just pitched my tent here last week, and have been mucking about on h2g2 since mid-May. Been around long?

Since feb-02 at least.
I can't remeber when I registered but my oldest conv. is from feb-02.

I joined in October '01. And those noises you heard are probably from my army of mindless vassals. Their idea of fun is decidedly boisterous, but that's mindlessness for you. I nice cool ginger for me, thanks.

*fetches ginger and a hammock for Just(e) Bob*
Do your mindless vassals own any elephants? Or should I lay off the brown spirits in the future? I've never actually had any vassals of my own, but I have some minions, as all evil goddesses do.

You'll have to excuse this stupid Swede, but what the smeg is a Vassal?

A vassal would be a feudal tenant, a servant, someone in a subservient position.

That's it really. Something like a servant, but closer to a slave.
No s, no. My marquee is long, but not really wide enough for big beasts. Perhaps it was the wind howling through the trees. That's the usual rationalization.