h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

hello fellow travellers- sit down, pull up a milk churn-- help yerself to budget ketchup- all items on the menu are at a very reasonable 42p- big portions, now have some strong sweet army tea, courtesy of Sergeant Benton, don' t be shy-- tell me about yourself... but mind the snake' s heads...

Yum! Sorry it took me so long to show up, I was busy saving the world. Anywho, whats for lunch?

greetings
I have an extensive blackboard of wonderous foodstuffs,catering for every taste, from carniverous to veggie--and all these items come either naked on a lovely clean plate or encased in bread/pastry in my magical breville (the left side of which is kept veggie friendly) todays menu includes :


chicken or quorn satay
fried rice
banana fritters
and a hammock for afters!
now wash your hands in my dingly dell stream...dont want the health inspectors...again!

Such choices! What do you recommend?

well for starters, I suggest a free for every customer, and some sesame prawn toasts/Welsh Rarebit (made with mature cheddar and Carlsberg)
and you may browse through my Dr Who magazines-but mind yer greasy fingers, there's some Snoopy Kitchen roll to wipe your hands on...or my curtains.
air-popped with salt is available to nibble on, for the healthy brigade!

greasy fat lard

Sounds yummy!

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