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Favorite Simpson's lines - Ralph
invisibleknight Posted Dec 23, 2003
I bent my Wookie!
Do I need say more?
Favorite Simpson's lines
donncha Posted Dec 23, 2003
When Bart looses his dog and is crying:
Homer: There, there, shut up boy. Crying won't bring your dog back. Unless your tears smell like dog food. So you can either sit there eating can after can of dog food until your tears smell enough of dog food to bring the dog back, or you can get out there and find him.
Bart: You're right, I'm gonna go out and get him! [leaves]
Homer: Rats! I almost ahd him eating dog food.
Favorite Simpson's lines
The_Brent Posted Aug 19, 2004
Not sure that I have this one exactly word for word, but it should be close.
Homer: Alright kids, let's go home.
Kids: We are home.
Homer: That was quick.
Favorite Simpson's lines
sixoclock Posted Sep 11, 2004
My favourite is in the series where they start a "Bear Patrol" in Springfield at a massive cost (including a B-52 Stealth Bomber".
Homer is telling Lisa how worthwhile it was (not sure of accuracy of words):
Homer: It is working, can you see any bears?
Lisa: Dad! That's specious reasoning.
Homer: Why thank you Lisa 
Favorite Simpson's lines
tonystark Posted Oct 1, 2004
Ralph's greatest ever comedy moment -
"Me? Fail English? That's unpossible!"
Comic writing so perfect it's practically Zen.
Favorite Simpson's lines
tonystark Posted Oct 2, 2004
The pick of the McClure oeuvre:
"Hi, I'm Troy McClure. You may remember me from such self-help films as 'Smoke Yourself Thin' and 'Get Confident, Stupid!'."
Words fail me.
Favorite Simpson's lines
whaxel Posted Sep 9, 2005
This one is my personal motto and comes from Homer;
"if something is hard to do then its not worth doing"
Also from Homer;
English? who needs English? I'm never going to England.
After failing to get the Bribe hint mentioned earlier Homer needs to report something to the police:
Chief Wigum: Well,Well if it isn't mister no bribe.
Homer: I want to report a crime!
Chief Wigum: Well why don't you go talk to Chief I don't give a Damn!
Homer: GREAT! where is he?
Grandpa is telling a story about John F Kennedy and how he was on a submarine with him during World War 2,
Grandpa: And that's when we discovered his terrible secret.
JFK: Ich bin ein Berliner!
GRandpa to his fellow armymen: HES A NAZI GET HIM!!!
All classical stuff and i'm sure i'm forgetting some other great sentences
Favorite Simpson's lines
Dr. Megabite Posted Sep 18, 2005
(Santa's Little Helper Runs Through The School Vent. Ralph puts up his hand.)
Ralph:Miss Hoover, there's a dog in the vent.)
Miss Hoover: Ralph, remember when you said that Snagglepuss was outside?
Ralph: He was going to the Bathroom.
Favorite Simpson's lines
lakconrad Posted Nov 8, 2005
Lisa, honey, trying is your first step towards failure...
Favorite Simpson's lines
Dr. Megabite Posted Nov 8, 2005
Apu: Sily customer, you cannot hurt a twinkie!
Favorite Simpson's lines
spasticman Posted Nov 10, 2005
"My balony has a first name, it's h-o-m-e-r, my balony has a second name, it's h-o-m-e-r"
Sung by homer in the bath
Favorite Simpson's lines
spasticman Posted Nov 10, 2005
"I'm gonna rip out your eye balls, and stick them down your pants, so you can watch me kick the crap outta you!"
Yells Moe after being pranked by Bart
Favorite Simpson's lines
spasticman Posted Nov 10, 2005
"WOOHOO! look at that flubber fly!"
Said by Homer after Dr Hibert tapps Homers stomache.
Favorite Simpson's lines
spasticman Posted Nov 10, 2005
"KIDS! go to your room and spank yourselves!"
Said by Homer when his new inventions ideas fail.
"Lousy father, can't even spank his own kids..."
Mutters Bart
Favorite Simpson's lines
spasticman Posted Nov 10, 2005
"Hi super nintendo Chalmer!"
Said by Ralph in a greeting to Super Intendant Chalmers
Favorite Simpson's lines
spasticman Posted Nov 10, 2005
"Hi super nintendo Chalmers!"
Said by Ralph in a greeting to Super Intendant Chalmers
Favorite Simpson's lines
spasticman Posted Nov 10, 2005
Some of my personal greats...
"The doctor said my nose would stop bleeding, if I kept my finger out of there!"
Said by Ralph when walking lisa home.
"My cats breath smells like cat food"
Mutters Ralph when he is out-witted by Lisa and her smart friend.
"Mr Simpson? The tar fumes are making me dizzy!"
"Yeah they'll do that..."
When Ralph is re-tarring Homers roof.
Favorite Simpson's lines
spasticman Posted Nov 10, 2005
Bart in Itchy and Scratchy land, searching though name plates.
"Bert, Bort? What kind of name is Bort?"
[Child] mommy mommy (pulling her towards the name plates)
[mother] Come along Bort.
[man] Where you talking to me?
[mother] No my son is also named bort!.
Later on...
In computer/technician room.
[Technichian] We need more 'Bort' license plates, I repeat, we are sold of 'Bort' license plates.
lol
Favorite Simpson's lines
bob_sacremato Posted Nov 14, 2005
when looking at the german student diaorama in the diaorama-rama skinner proclaims that "there's nothing here",
the poor child replies all chocolatey faced: "i begged you to look at mime first"
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