A Conversation for H2G2 Waterworks: The Lifeguard Hut

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Post 221

saffire

-wow-
i understannndsmiley - smiley


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Post 222

Dizzy H. Muffin

I speck.


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Post 223

Bluebottle

The ability to speak does not make you intelligent.


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Post 224

Dizzy H. Muffin

Neither does it make me stupid.


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Post 225

Bluebottle

Very true. smiley - smiley


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Post 226

Dizzy H. Muffin

Yes.


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Post 227

Cupid Stunt

Is it just me or is reality on the blink again?

*Waits for somebody to say "I speck", so the whole loop repeats itself until one of us has had enough*


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Post 228

Dizzy H. Muffin

The ability to speck does not make you intelligent.


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Post 229

Lonnytunes - Winter Is Here

Intelligence is taken as read - silence is golden - idiocy is...?


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Post 230

Captain Sensible

smiley - bigeyes
Madness!!!


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Post 231

saffire

have we all gone mad? or were we always like that to begin with??


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Post 232

Dizzy H. Muffin

Both. smiley - bigeyes


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Post 233

Lonnytunes - Winter Is Here

And now for your edification - a horoscope

You fell into a trap. Now you feel stupid.
A social trap or a business trap. Now you want to chew your own leg off.
Not because your leg is actually caught in a trap, but because it might distract you from your problems.
A gnawed off leg is not the answer! We can not stress this enough. Most people who chew their own legs off eventually regret it.
Go ahead and beat yourself up mentally, if you must. But no leg-chewing.
Promise us that.


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Post 234

saffire

aww but its so entertaining...


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Post 235

Courtesy38

*looks up after considering his leg*

Ahhhh, thanks for the clarification smiley - smiley I promise to not gnaw the leg off.

Courtesy


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Post 236

Dizzy H. Muffin

I promise not to chew my leg off OR use my lightsaber! smiley - winkeye


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Post 237

saffire

but maybe you can chew on your lightsaber?


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Post 238

Captain John Carter

Actually I think chewing the leg off is the better idea.

In the long run it tends to be less of a handicap than beating oneself up mentally.

smiley - bigeyes


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Post 239

Dizzy H. Muffin

What about chewing up a Furby? That would be fun, and it would help rid the world of one of the many menaces we Americans have come up with. (Among them are Jar-Jar Binks, Barbie, the legal age limit, etc. And don't try to pin Pokémon on us, because the Japanese did that one.)


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Post 240

Cupid Stunt

I Speck.

I know, the ability to speak does not make me intelligent, but so what.


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