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The Average Joe No One EVER Suspects Posted Jul 22, 2001
::pulls a large coconot shell drink from out of nowhere, and is impeaded from enjoying it due to all the umbrellas and things:: 
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Yowuzupman- New Top Speed 122 (thats mph you metric fools) Posted Jul 23, 2001
ahhhh well, stupid umbrellas
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Uncle Heavy [sic] Posted Jul 23, 2001
hoho for the umbrellas hoho
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The Average Joe No One EVER Suspects Posted Jul 24, 2001
::nails her to the floor::
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The Average Joe No One EVER Suspects Posted Jul 24, 2001
::nails her 
to the floor::
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Uncle Heavy [sic] Posted Jul 25, 2001
thats quite violent...well, it is a battle.
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The Average Joe No One EVER Suspects Posted Jul 26, 2001
With rusty Iron nails. 
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The Average Joe No One EVER Suspects Posted Jul 27, 2001
Well... not her feet, just her .
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Yowuzupman- New Top Speed 122 (thats mph you metric fools) Posted Aug 22, 2001
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The Average Joe No One EVER Suspects Posted Aug 22, 2001
::
s, hides:: I think he's happy!
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Uncle Heavy [sic] Posted Aug 23, 2001
*suddenly it all flicks into slo-mo action as UH leaps, suddenly trenchcoated, cartwheeling across Yo's field of fire with a rapid firing shot gun., bizarely, no bullet hits either of them as they pump round after round into just vacated air*
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Zeb (Viva Something-or-Other! And the Zaphodistas!) Posted Aug 25, 2001
Zeb: DAMN! MATRIX SEQUENCE! I haven't praticed one of these in a while...
<...The female shrew sails through the air in a gravity-defying manner, and strikes Zeb and Yo with her outstretched foot. Both are hurled into the far wall in a tangle of arms and legs.>
Zeb: GEEZ!! Look, babes, quick rule about Matrix fighting... you can jump really FAR, but you can't violate laws of physics by seemingly pushing off of NOTHING, the way YOU just did...
Shrew-Girl: Pfft... I ain't #(@*&!ing Matrix-fighting! I'm going with the %)$*#)ing Crouching Tiger, Hidden-*&@&*#&ing-Dragon style... So quit yer damn whining!
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Yowuzupman- New Top Speed 122 (thats mph you metric fools) Posted Sep 6, 2001
[Zeb and Yo in unison] Oh....
Key: Complain about this post
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- 481: The Average Joe No One EVER Suspects (Jul 22, 2001)
- 482: Yowuzupman- New Top Speed 122 (thats mph you metric fools) (Jul 23, 2001)
- 483: Uncle Heavy [sic] (Jul 23, 2001)
- 484: soeasilyamused, or sea (Jul 24, 2001)
- 485: The Average Joe No One EVER Suspects (Jul 24, 2001)
- 486: The Average Joe No One EVER Suspects (Jul 24, 2001)
- 487: Uncle Heavy [sic] (Jul 25, 2001)
- 488: The Average Joe No One EVER Suspects (Jul 26, 2001)
- 489: Uncle Heavy [sic] (Jul 26, 2001)
- 490: The Average Joe No One EVER Suspects (Jul 27, 2001)
- 491: Yowuzupman- New Top Speed 122 (thats mph you metric fools) (Aug 22, 2001)
- 492: The Average Joe No One EVER Suspects (Aug 22, 2001)
- 493: soeasilyamused, or sea (Aug 23, 2001)
- 494: Uncle Heavy [sic] (Aug 23, 2001)
- 495: Zeb (Viva Something-or-Other! And the Zaphodistas!) (Aug 25, 2001)
- 496: Yowuzupman- New Top Speed 122 (thats mph you metric fools) (Sep 6, 2001)
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