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The Researcher formally known as Dr St Justin Started conversation May 20, 2000
*Whispers* Welcome to h2g2! The one thing I will tell you at this moment in time is this: Go to the newcomers welcome forum and say hi to everyone (being discreet, of course). You can find it at http://www.h2g2.com/forumframe.cgi?forum=617&thread=51917 . If you require further information of any nature, do not hesitate to ask someone (but please be discreet. Oh! Sorry! You already are, aren't you?). 
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Discreet Posted May 20, 2000
Not to be nosey, but you have a long name, could you tell me why? I won't tell anyone.
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The Researcher formally known as Dr St Justin Posted May 20, 2000
Well, the patron saint bit is, well, I s'pose it's an honourary title, given out by GOD (you may see him occasionally). The other two are just qualifications - degrees from Unseen University, Ankh Morpork.
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Discreet Posted May 26, 2000
Should I be disturbed that you get titles from God?
Then again you're obviously a discworld fan too....
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The Researcher formally known as Dr St Justin Posted May 28, 2000
True. But I'm sure you'll meet GOD at some point - he often makes an appearance at the welcome forum.
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Discreet Posted May 31, 2000
I did see him there. It does explain things slightly more.
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