h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

What happened when I pressed three then?

The. User. Popup. Window. Should. Load. If. You. Already. Have. It. Open. Then. Nothing. Sorry

I'm an ACE of course I have it open. I just waiting to see who Belfast turns out to be at present.

I. do. not. understand

There is a new user out there called BElfast who infuriatingly for me has yet to edit their homepage so I can't yet say hi.

I. Hope. That. You. Do. Not. Have. To. Wait. Too. Long.

Thanks. For. Visiting. My. Page. .

Unfortunately Belfast has gone for now, but I have a note of his number and will pop back to check up on him/her.

Why. Are. You. Posting. In. All. Of. My. Conversations. ?.

Just leaving a Paper trail to try and work out who you are.

I. Am. The. One. Four. Seven. One. Lady.
I. Tell. You. Who. Called. Last. If. You. Own. A. British. Telecom. Telephone. And. Dial. One. Four. Seven. One

Lol

Yes, who are you?
And 8 is my favourite number, so can't I press that, instead?
Please????

Does that mean that they have now called you. OK someone in the inner circle it has to be.

I. Am. The. One. Four. Seven. One. Lady.
I. Was. Not. Responsible. For. The. Choice. Of. The. Number. Three.

Whoever it is, it's a very good idea.
Did you know you work for Cable & Wireless as well as for BT?

Are you the same person who does the train announcements at Edinburgh Waverley?
Platform. Twelve. For the. Eight. Thirty. To. Glasgow Queen Street. Calling at. Haymarket. Linlithgow. And. Falkirk.

No too clear and precise.

I. Am. Just. The. One. Four. Seven. One. Lady. I. Do. Not. Work. For. A. Railway. Station. Because. My. Diction. Is. Too. Good. You. Would. Be. Able. To. Understand. The. Announcements.

You don't have one of them as well, do you?
I thought it was bad enough at Southampton Parkway...
As for Waterloo - did anyone see the Russ Aboot sketch about hiring people to make announcements over the PA? It's so true!

Sadly. I. Do. Not. Think. I. Have. Seen. That. Sketch.