h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

YOU SMELL

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yer well u do

*Tries to ignore the children*

So, WA, this weather we're having, eh?

Mr D, this weather...what are we to do?

I know, it's absolutely shocking... I think we should petition the government to ban all weather!

I think lobbying our MPs is the least we could do. Maybe even try the hotline to BoB.

I'm thinking of deploying my umbrella or just staying in. I knew things would change when it was so nice at 5am.

Indeed. Of course it will all be ruined in 5 years when the EU decided to introduce standardised weather.

Whoops, got my tenses mixed up there... that should, of course, be 'decides'.

Yes and standardised holidays as well such as French Leave.

Oh piddle, am I going to have to learn to parlez francais?

Damn you EU!

Bloody disgraceful! Next it will be standardised picnics, and after that... who knows where these maniacs will stop?!

Next week Mr D will be going dram you? Aye I dinna mind if I doo.

I shall be dramming as much as my wallet and liver allow, old boy.

Aye but don't touch their Heavy and 80 shilling disgusting fizzy pop. Not a real pint for miles.

Gettifer, WA. There is some decent o'er the border

Yes I agree providing it's the South or West border

I think deploying the boring and banal tactic might well have been effective

Just lost a posting due to clumsiness.

Gist of it was about someone mentioning that it didn't rain where they were. Here it does. Enough to block roads to make be be rather late to w**k.

OK, better lotsa rain now than in two weeks when I'm off scouting *crosses fingers and touches wood*

Sorry to hear about the lurgy, Mr D - seems as if you're planning to compensate by, emmmm, liquid culinary experiments on your vacation?