h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Uargh! Pölser!

*stirs the cold purple pasta sauce looking quite offended*

I would never dare to kiss you in public, Justus. I only hugged you, because I was happy to see you. By the way, Pölser are red, not purple!

AXR, why did you destroy my believe in magic?!?!
And I don't understand, how it should be only technical things - what about this undifferent hand movement? Maybe we need some continuity here, eh?

Hi Justus, nice to meet you

*to Morgana*
didn't know, he is your brother

AXR, the party is nice, but maybe you should open a new thread, were one can speak also a little German. What do ya think, folks?

*goof arrives, looking purple*

A nice shot of purple peruvian tequila, anyone?

*offers drinks*

*peeks shyly round door*

Did the party take place then? No one invited me. Did you use my description or did you dump it and then not send me an invite because you didn't want to offend me?

The idea of a machine that produces the music you want - as well as the machine which produces the drink you want, well it's just the epitome of genius.

Please play the Dion version of Purple Haze. It is out of this world. I'll have the Jimi Hendrix version after a few purple shorts (whisky and aubergine/vodka and cassis/blueberry and bacardi, just to name a few possibilities)

Though I'm not allowed to consume alcoholic drinks, because of my young age, I would be very much obleged, if somebody could hand me a probe in order to perform scientiffic research.

But först: Pölser! GNARGH!

By the way - should I call my collegues Bob and Peter to join the Party?

*ringo appears at the end of the bar*
Hello eveyone,
purple haze - all in my brain - Justus, you can invite, whoever you want to.
Feels good to be back again, Italy sucks this time of year (and the sharks are simply boring)
Anyone for a drink ?

Hi Trillian's child, Justus, Ringo,

well, a Kir Royal would be nice, Ringo.

Trillian's child: i don't know, if AXR took your amazing text, but if not methinks it would be great, if you create an entry of your own, with a link to the pool or B'BBB. What do you think?

Trillian's Child, your description is great, I think our boss does work too much at the moment, so he forgot to use it.

Justus, please leave me alone with your silly friends, I finished Harry Potter part 4 yesterday and I am really in no good mood. I mean, they aren't even able to ride a broomstick!

Perhaps we should revive the book-club, by the way.

Hi Morgana,

this is really a very good idea - I mean our book-club.I'm missing it somehow.

Do you like to drink or eat something?

Hi Morgana,

this is really a very good idea - I mean our book-club.I'm missing it somehow.

Do you like to drink or eat something?

Ooops, sorry - double-click

*grin*

*floating in, in her usual vague, elf-like manner*

Hi all!

Well, here we go again...

*closing her eyes, focusing and -shazamm!- purple self-refilling champagne glasses appear on nearby table, lasting 24 hrs, until 9 pm GMT Friday...*

Hey, this is exactly what I need, before going to bed!

*Kasia takes one of the self-refilling Y*

Mhmm, this was yummy!

G'night all

*flutter of wings - Kasia leaved*

Gute Nacht, alle, schon spät!

*drifting off*

Good night - *heaves contented sigh* - aber ich mache doch auch lieber in Deutsch weiter. Nehmen wir die Wunsch-Musikbox mit?

Waking up from a night of slleping on the bar.
*walks to the magic machine that aint so magical any more and makes a very complicated move, that can not been done again and takes out his 34* espresso. takes a sip and is alll awake now*

Is there still anyone here exept for the sharks and piranah's in the pool??

sure

and there is no need to worry about the shark anymore, hehe

MG what did you do with the shark, I hope I'm not eating it Right now on this sandwich. However it does taste quite good.

Don't worry. the shark is still safe, just lying on the ground of the pool - totally pissed
When he caught me, he wanted to eat me straight away. BTW, his name is Julio and he has a strange spanish accent. I asked him for a drinking contest as a last wish. He agreed, thank god.
It was hard work but finally it worked. I think Julio will sleep at least for six more weeks and then at least will need six more weeks to recover from his hangover.
So, just enjoy your sandwich, whatever it may be

I once knew a spanish shark named Jose, but he was a friendly one.
Anyway I'm glad the shark isn't in my sandwich altough it makes me wander what is in there.