h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Ahh... well, the pulp fiction theme would go well with a volvo ad.... hmm..... Cheers.

it would go well with most things
I've heard it as the theme tune to a series of meetings at Spring Harvest

Hmm.. Perhaps a nice chantilly lace fringe?

preferably a large one to cover his face
I'd hate to see him walk down the aisle

So if we could perhaps now move away from my ugliness and move on to something else.
Anything else.
Please.

but there is nothing else
except my relative beauty

relative to your..um.. asthetically challenged exterior

That was very tactfully put.
If we are going to discuss your beauty I think we need a good photo of you, like one where we can see your actual face perhaps.

I have one - me with my car
If you like I shall send it to you and you can figure a way to put it on MY user page
Not on yours

Sure thats easy.
Just send it to your uncle Dave...

Proof, eh? Right, love the page...bit too many images (Knight Rider/Cylon bars are great!!) but on the whole, very nice. You might think about breaking it up so that it loads nicer over a modem (I'm on ISDN over a LAN at the moment...yayy).

I dunno.

Why am I saying this??? What else...hmmm...oh, yeah, I advocate the usage of the ...'s, I do it lot's too!

As you can no doubt see...

Oh, and go for computers...not as many planes, but when you're flying on your computer, you can shoot the good guys too, but all that happens is that you lose points.

am i glad you're not my uncle

someone should write a game where the aim is to be as bad as possible - either at the game or as a character

I dont know, are you?

Ahh, another person has stumbled into my humble abode...
Hi there
I don;t really know what you mean by 'breaking it up' but any suggestions would be accepted, and possible implemented, since i've had loadsa people saying that it takes a while to load...
I see what you mean, lose points, not your life.... but that's not as fun now, is it?

Wow, i would win that straight away, or would the point be to lose, miserably.... hmm.....

Hmm... those posts never go where they're supposed to....

Break up as in put it on lots of different pages and then stick in links instead of #labels at the top in your index. Nothing fancy or anything.
Can I steal the Knight Rider/Cylon bars? Please??

Okay, you can have the knightrider bars, since i'm so kind and generous.....
I might think about splitting the page up... I'll have to think 'really' hard about that one....

Create more pages and link to them from the main page.

Yes, we'd established that