h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

In space you can't hear people break wind.

Really???!!!! I bet I could make a noise in space just give me cabbage and brown ale

[Gives Jackruss cabbage and ale]

Or would you rather have had purple Kool-aid?

Just imagine being trapped in a spacesuit with that

Hold your fire!

I don't know if astronauts are given gassy foods to eat.

Might be a good idea

then again it might not ...

Is there a f**t filter in a spacecraft

I bet NASA does have a fart filter, and i suspect it cost a fair few million squid....... cider and gin is a great brew for the space craft thing

Noxious Niffs must be a problem in any small spacecraft though, how do they cope

Prof humor reckons they open the window

You know who your mates are

There have been worse things than in space.

http://mentalfloss.com/article/64345/nasas-46-year-old-floating-poop-mystery

In the old days, no one had to deal with these problems.

I wonder how dealt with challenges like that back in the dark ages

They probably waved their fans to keep it away.

http://www.phrases.org.uk/meanings/407950.html

I'd prefer them waving with clean hands

save gas - fart in a jar - britain needs the gas

Someone may hear you, and use that name for a band.

alternativeconserve toilet roll, use both sides (and edge if needed)