A Conversation for Avoiding Crocodiles

Marshmellows

Post 1

Headmaster Cid

Somebody once told me that crocodiles like marshmallows, or was that alligators? Anyway, I wonder if wildebeests taste like marshmallows? Or maybe marshmallows taste like wildebeests? Or maybe they all taste like chicken?


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Post 2

Seven Crocodile Rain

I don't think they like marshmellows, maybe they think marshmellows are wildebeast eggs, if they lay eggs. I don't know what I am talking about. I bet they do all taste like chicken.


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Post 3

smudge

I think you may be thinking of alligators. Personally I wouldn't want to get close enough to a croc to feed it marshmallows; nor in fact would I wish to be sufficiently close to a marshmallow to enable me to feed it to anything. If crocs DO like marshmallows, I don't think we should be encouraging them.


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