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Microsoft Joke from a Friend
Celtic Ewok Started conversation Jun 2, 2000
YODA: A Programmer’s strength flows from his Computer. But beware of the dark side. GUI… ActiveX… IE4. The dark side of the Computer are they. Easily they flow, quick to join you in a program. If once you start down the dark path, forever will it dominate your destiny, consume you it will, as it did Obi-Wan’s apprentice.
LUKE: Bill. Is the dark side stronger?
YODA: No… No… No. Start Button, Drag and Drop, more seductive.
LUKE: But how am I to know the good side from the bad?
YODA: You will know. When you are calm, at peace. Using Linux. A Programmer uses the Computer for stability and power, never for supporting an evil monopoly.
LUKE: But tell me why I can’t…
YODA: (interrupting) No, no, there is no why. Nothing more will I teach you today. Clear your mind of questions. Mmm… Mmmmmmmm…
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