h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Playing pocket billiards?

wouldn't it be just as easy (stimulating?) to use a male condom?

How have you all neglected "hand-to-gland combat"?

Take a silent Anders. (that's a norwegian expression, directly translated into english)

I think that this could possibly be a problem with condom masturbation at this scale... total exhaustion. and, with all the rubber involved, nowhere for the skin to breathe.

Not to mention hairy palms, pale skin and difficulties in the optical area

Does it involve a wind sock

AROOOOOOO,yow-yow-AROOOO!!!!!

Sorry, cruddy joke.

ermmmm......i don't know if i should ask or not
monsy

Here here with the spelling test, there aint nothing too people's grammar these days.

clear the custard

there you are - h2g2 never forgets
I don't know whether it's a consolation - but now I have it on my forum list too. But this joke was just to good to let it pass ... sorry...

Who gives? Sweaty palms? a small price to pay!

Choking the Chicken

Well, when i said a small price i meant....

I don't have to imagine. They are awful. They sound like a declawed cat rustling in a plastic bag. hardly a big turn on

You know full well what i meant!

you know, there are times when all i can do is stand all amazed shaking my head and giggling ever so slightly
monsy

Only slightly!

we.....i was trying to be polite
monsy