h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Not an appropriate substitute for a real balloon when making balloon animals, although it it quite stretchy.

That whould give a whole new meaning to the phrase 'Tie a knot in it'.

yes it would, wouldn't it?

Yes it would, but I don't think I would try it though.

and why not? it's always good to try something at least once. remember variety is the spice of life!!!!!!!!!!!

and why not? it's always good to try something at least once. remember variety is the spice of life!!!!!!!!!!!

see what i mean? there's variety for you. i posted that twice, which i've never done before. mind you i don't think i'd do it again because it was rather silly and quite redundant.

I don't need to try to tie a knot in it, as I know how to tie knots as I was a Scout (until about a week ago). I tied many knots in many things, and learnt how to do a tent erection properly.

As for posting things twice, yes that is very silly. Just like trying to put HTML tags into journal entries.

well thats very good that you can tie knots. but i don't think that a scout should be talking so frankly about tent erections. it isn't very polite in mixed company.

*hangs head in shame*

I'm sorry. No really, I am. Tents should not be mentioned unless going out camping with friends. However now that most Scout Associations in the world allow females into the Movement, it is a bit hard not to talk about such things in mixed company.

well at least you are remorseful. there is hope for you yet. but i will thank you kindly not to talk about movements either. how rude!!!!!!!

GET ALL OF YOUR DIRTY MINDS OU TOF THE GUTTER!!!!!

Free the balloon animals!

My mind is not in the gutter, it is in the sewers.

As for freeing the balloon animals, I say get out our pins and pop them. Have you ever seen what feral balloon animals can do at parties?

i've seen what they can do. i was at a party once chock full of them. they have a tendency to hog the jello shots and were rather rude to the pizza man. it all ended in tragedy though. they foolishly attempted to play pin the tail on the donkey and ended up massacaring each other.

So you mean it ended up as a mass suicide? Wow, I have never seen that happen. What I did see was a few of the balloon animals sink up behind someone and explode, just in the name of fun.

YAHOO!! This thread got into the Most Busiest list. It just makes me want to throw a party.

well a party is a lovely idea, so long as those wretched balloonies aren't invited.

Ok, lets make this a huge party. Invite all your friends to come and join in. Let this party never end, and let the next generation take over after we pass on. This may be a problem with the food and alcohol, but I am sure we could sort something out.

shall we say next friday at 7 then?